In my head, I'm imagining an incredibly jacked kobold (after a player dumps all the boosts into STR).
Kobnan, the Barbarian (with his massive traps, biceps, and forearms) grovels, cowers, and begs to lull the dragon into a false sense of security. Everybody knows that kobolds, with their P90X and crossfit are weak and pathetic. Ah-ha! But little does the dragon know that Kobnan recently purchased a black card at Planet Fitness! Kobnan snatches the dragon by the throat, and the dragon is helpless in the mighty grasp of a kobold; Kobnan snaps the creature's neck with his bare hands. As he slings a sack of gold and jewels over his shoulder, Kobnan makes a mental note that tomorrow is leg day.