Samloyal23
Adventurer
Pastrami of Healing! Bagel of Protection +2! Lox of Water Breathing! Irving's Irresistible Kvetch! A cleric that calls down Flame Strike with a menorah! Do it!
Feh. So look, I tried to get my son into magical school, but he couldn't stand the smell of bat guano. And I tried to get him to fight, but he couldn't stand the sight of blood. So I had him be a scribe.
So you see...this is the dungeon where I kept the treasure...and this is the dungeon I wouldn't go to for anything.
Look, the curse, we remove it, nu? I know the rabbi, he casts remove curse, it's done. He's right by the restaurant, they have the best food from Shou Lung in Waterdeep.
Do you eat the bagel of protection to activate it? How long does it work? Or do you carry it like a talisman? What does the kvetch spell do?