PR: The death of Darrin Drader Confirmed
It is with great sadness that I announce my own demise. The police pulled my bloated filth ridden body from behind a house of ill repute last night. Gripped in my stiff, dead fingers were an empty bottle of JD (My 4th for the night), and a Player's Handbook TM.
When asked earlier today for comment, my business partner in Dark Portal Games, Tony Bounds, stated, "He was a visionarly, a workaholic, and a reprobate. We're honestly not sure whether to mourn our creative loss, or celebrate the newfound peace at the office. He will be missed, but now our company can turn the page and do what we were really assembled to do: manufacture fortune cookies. We will take fortune cookies to a level never seen before in the fortune cookie industry, and we'll make the whole thing open source so that other emerging fortune cookie makers can help us sell our core fortune cookies. So long, my ill-fated friend/adversary."
As a side note, since I am writing this press release posthumously, if you see me, please don't inform me that I am dead, or mention that fould smell of decay.
Brains! Must eat brains!
It is with great sadness that I announce my own demise. The police pulled my bloated filth ridden body from behind a house of ill repute last night. Gripped in my stiff, dead fingers were an empty bottle of JD (My 4th for the night), and a Player's Handbook TM.
When asked earlier today for comment, my business partner in Dark Portal Games, Tony Bounds, stated, "He was a visionarly, a workaholic, and a reprobate. We're honestly not sure whether to mourn our creative loss, or celebrate the newfound peace at the office. He will be missed, but now our company can turn the page and do what we were really assembled to do: manufacture fortune cookies. We will take fortune cookies to a level never seen before in the fortune cookie industry, and we'll make the whole thing open source so that other emerging fortune cookie makers can help us sell our core fortune cookies. So long, my ill-fated friend/adversary."
As a side note, since I am writing this press release posthumously, if you see me, please don't inform me that I am dead, or mention that fould smell of decay.
Brains! Must eat brains!