Saw this: Saint Paulus Lang Fu, and thought, “The abbreviation for ‘Saint’ is ‘St.’...I could play St. Fu!”
(Yes, I recognize that I am a sinner and may be going to hell.)
(Yes, I recognize that I am a sinner and may be going to hell.)
Joke Names you've never used...but want to.
Eltab
Lord of the Hidden Layer
"not working".
Still deciding if that refers to him being lazy, or the Screw isn't doing what it should, or both.
Eltab
Lord of the Hidden Layer
Magic Dabbler feat to get this fellow a Silence spell. Something so he can cause the Deafened condition to targets. Might be a bard / monk?
Something like that. Perhaps with some kind of Thundering/deafening weapon, an/or who enchants his ranged weapons with Silence spells.
Remember Timmy from South Park?
[video=youtube;paafmG9cZTY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paafmG9cZTY[/video]
Well, what if he were a bit more like Billy Batson, a.k.a. Captain Marvel, a.k.a Shazam, but channeling the power of a quintet of Norse divinities?
Thor: storms, strength*
Idunn: spring, rejuvenation
Meili: Thor’s good looking brother
Mimir: wisdom
Yngvi-Freyr: virility, prosperity, fair weather, calmness & kingship
”TIMMY!”
*BOOM*
...becoming a crown-wearing, super-strong, bolt-throwing superhero with good looks, wisdom, the capacity to accelerate natural growth, and an overwhelming calm-inducing presence. I’m thinking that Meili’s abilities- never detailed in mythology, AFAIK- would be to make him glow a bit, give him the occasional flare of light from his brilliantly white teeth, and have a light breeze constantly blowing his flowing, golden locks and cape.
* if Tyr is used instead, he’s a bit more Paladin like, uses a sword, and has no power over storms. Which might be cooler.
[video=youtube;paafmG9cZTY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paafmG9cZTY[/video]
Well, what if he were a bit more like Billy Batson, a.k.a. Captain Marvel, a.k.a Shazam, but channeling the power of a quintet of Norse divinities?
Thor: storms, strength*
Idunn: spring, rejuvenation
Meili: Thor’s good looking brother
Mimir: wisdom
Yngvi-Freyr: virility, prosperity, fair weather, calmness & kingship
”TIMMY!”
*BOOM*
...becoming a crown-wearing, super-strong, bolt-throwing superhero with good looks, wisdom, the capacity to accelerate natural growth, and an overwhelming calm-inducing presence. I’m thinking that Meili’s abilities- never detailed in mythology, AFAIK- would be to make him glow a bit, give him the occasional flare of light from his brilliantly white teeth, and have a light breeze constantly blowing his flowing, golden locks and cape.
* if Tyr is used instead, he’s a bit more Paladin like, uses a sword, and has no power over storms. Which might be cooler.
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