JollyDoc's Rise of the Runelords...Updated 12/22

Neverwinter Knight said:
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That's a weird choice of sites to block, or have they experience with addicted rpg chaps? I guess hitting a proxy would just get them thinking you're looking at something worse. You could always subscribe to a daily thread update and read it in gmail or whatever...
 

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They block gaming websites and count enworld as part of that. I had found another workaround, but have just followed your suggestion with the subscription. I didn't know you could do this...thanks for the hint!
 

It doesn't always work if you just select it in the thread options, but if you click it in the additional options during a reply it does the trick!

With the coming of enworld 2, all will be better :)
 

And thus, the Word of JollyDoc was passed on as a beacon of light to the rest of the world, and JollyDoc gazed upon this and pronounced it...Good!! :cool:
 

BLIND MAN’S BLUFF

The goblins on the far side of the rope bridge had stood in stunned silence after their shaman’s death for several minutes, and then started wailing incoherently, throwing themselves on the ground and pulling at their hair. They’d made threatening gestures, brandishing their dogslicers and javelins, but none had made any attempt to cross the bridge. Ultimately, the Sandpoint deputies had elected to pull back into the briar warrens and regroup, nurse their wounds, and plan their next approach. They had posted a watch at the exit, just to make sure the goblins didn’t find their backbones during the night. Skud and Adso alternated this duty, neither caring to spend much time in the other’s presence. In time, the goblins became bored with their grief and, convinced the invaders were not coming over the bridge, went back to their half-hearted patrol before the gates. After an hour or two of this, they even abandoned that effort, instead taking sadistic pleasure in a game in which they caught a seagull, tied one of its legs to a piece of rope, and took turns pelting it with rocks as it tried vainly to flap away. When it became obvious the goblins were not going to mount any sort of sortie into the warrens, the seven companions settled in for the night.
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“So what’s our move?” Dex asked. The group was congregated in the exit tunnel, still far enough into the shadows not to be seen by the bored-looking goblins across the bridge.
“I’ve been giving that some thought,” Wesh replied. “The bridge is going to be risky. There’s nothing to stop them from cutting the ropes on their side once we start across. We need something to distract them, and I think I have just the thing.”
He turned to Randall.
“Ready to do your part?” he asked the big soldier. “This is your chance to finally be a hero!”
Randall looked at him dubiously.
“What exactly do you have in mind?”

What Wesh had in mind became readily apparent to all, especially to the stunned goblins, a few minutes later. Exploding from the tunnel came a giant. He was dressed in battle armor and carried an enormous hammer, and worst of all…he was flying!!
Randall roared as he soared across the gulf between the cliff and the island. He was practically giddy with power, both the strength he felt flowing through his arms due to his increased size, and his ability to fly, thanks to the potion Wesh had given him. In truth, however, the whole flying thing was less than graceful. He had thought it would be a simple thing…just move in a straight line in the direction you wanted to go, but it proved much more awkward. He wasn’t used to not having solid ground beneath his feet, and he kept careening from one side to the other. His appearance still had the desired effect on the goblins, though. Horror-stricken, they watched him approach, his companions and the bridge momentarily forgotten.

As Randall charged, Rico concealed himself within the briars just enough so that he could see the goblins while he, himself, remained hidden. When he judged the time was right, the druid began to work his magic. The grass and bushes on the far side of the bridge began to writhe. The branches of the trees twisted and dipped low to the ground. Before the goblins and their mounts knew what was happening, they were engulfed. Vegetation wrapped around their legs like rope, entangling them completely and rooting them in place.
“Now!” Wesh cried, and Dexter darted out onto the bridge, knelt and put an arrow cleanly through the eye of one of the goblins. Quickly, Adso and Luther darted past him onto the bridge, Garm following. No sooner had the wolf began to cross, however, than the all of them heard a snapping sound. The two western most supports of the bridge gave way beneath the accumulated weight of the four. The bridge canted suddenly, still spanning the gulf, but now a vertical structure instead of a horizontal one. Dexter and Luther lunged for the hand rope, just managing to grab it and keep themselves from falling. Adso and Garm were not so fortunate. Luther watched in dismay as the monk and the wolf plunged eighty feet into the churning sea below.

The goblins momentarily forgot their plight and began to laugh uproariously as the stupid longshanks blundered right into their trap. Their joy was cut short a moment later, however, when Randall finally reached them, swinging his hammer like a tree trunk and snapping the neck of one of the goblin dogs. He drew back to swing again, but the weight of the hammer overbalanced him, and he veered sharply away from the ledge, struggling to remain airborne. By the time he had regained control and flew back to the cliff, several of the goblins and dogs had managed to tear themselves free of the vines and limbs, and were waiting on him. Their dogslicers slashed at him, but he barely felt the pinpricks. Instead, he brought his own weapon to bear once more, smashing two of his attackers who got too close.

Luther and Dexter began climbing hand over hand back towards the cliff, where Wesh and Skud quickly pulled them up. Nearby, Rico was hurling small balls of fire across the chasm at the goblins, trying to keep them occupied and thus not inclined to start chucking the javelins they carried at his vulnerable friends. As soon as they were clear, Wesh lent his support to the druid, loosing barrages of his arcane missiles at the horde. Under the combined artillery, another of the goblins fell screaming from his mount.

Adso broke the surface of the water sputtering and thrashing. The fall had not been pleasant, but he’d been fortunate enough to miss any of the deadly rocks below the cliff. Still, swimming had never been his forte, and the surf was rough. It took all he had just to tread water. He looked around to see if any of his companions had fallen with him, and then spotted Garm several yards to his left. The wolf was swimming, and doing quite well, heading for the dark opening of a sea cave in the nearby cliff wall.
‘Smart dog,’ the monk thought, and he summoned what fortitude he had and began stroking against the current after the wolf.

“Uh-oh,” Wesh said, squinting against the sunlight. “Looks like we woke the neighbors.”
Atop the eastern watch tower of the stockade, four more goblins had appeared, each brandishing javelins which they promptly began to throw at the giant still battering at their brethren.
“Alright, boys,” Wesh said, cracking his knuckles, “since Skud here can’t fly, and Adso’s in the drink, looks like Randall’s going to have to stay on point. So, we’d best back him up as best we can or this little plan of ours is heading south in a hurry.”
Skud snarled in impotent frustration, and began pacing back and forth, his fists clenching and unclenching. Luther did his best to calm the barbarian down, while Wesh, Rico and Dexter began an artillery barrage that would have made any army commander proud. Flame, arrows and mystic bolts hurtled through the air, and the goblins began dropping like flies. One by one the tower guards fell, while the western tower stayed blessedly unmanned.

Adso’s clothes dragged at him. His gear felt like a lead weight. The waves pounded him, and time and again his head dipped beneath them, only to reemerge coughing and gasping a moment later. He rapidly lost ground on Garm, and he saw the wolf disappear into the mouth of the cave before he went under one last time.

“Randall!!” Luther shouted. “Adso needs help! Now!”
“I’m…a little…busy!” the soldier shouted in between hammer blows, each of which pulped another goblin.
“We’ll hold’em!” Wesh called. “Go get the monk!”
Randall cursed, and pushed himself away from the cliff. Descending down to the water proved much easier than flying in a straight line, and much faster, but he still ended up half-submerged before he managed to stop himself. By sheer luck, he hit the water only a few yards from where Adso had gone under, and after a few desperate moments of searching, his hand closed on the back of the monk’s tunic and he hauled the half-orc to the surface.
“Thanks!” Adso gasped once he could breathe again. “I owe you one!”
“Yeah,” Randall growled as he struggled to gain altitude while carrying the additional weight, “you can pay me back by cracking a few goblin skulls.”
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Garm continued to paddle through the semi-darkness of the sea cave. The surf was not so rough within, so the going was a bit easier for him. His keen eyes could just make out a narrow beach of dry land on the far side of the grotto, and he made for it. He didn’t know where he was going, but he knew his friend was on land, not water, so that was where his instinct told him to go. His mind pictured Rico’s face. His friend needed him. So all-consuming was that drive that he never noticed the tall dorsal fin that broke the water behind him. Only when the powerful jaws closed around him and dragged him beneath the waves, did the image of Rico leave him.
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When Randall reached the top of the small, round island once more, Adso climbed onto his shoulders and then somersaulted through the air, landing nimbly on his feet behind the few remaining goblins and their mounts.
“Miss me?” He grinned when the goblins turned towards him with stupid looks of surprise on their faces. After that it was only a matter of cleaning up the mess. Between him and Randall, the stragglers never stood a chance. After, they hauled up the collapsed section of bridge on their side, while Skud and Luther did the same on the opposite. Single file, and one at a time, their companions crossed the rickety span, and finally all of them stood together once more…all save one.
“Did you see Garm?” Rico asked.
“Garm?” Randall said, confused.
“He fell with me,” Adso said. “Last I saw him, he swam into that sea cave.” He nodded towards the dark hole. “He’s probably waiting inside.”
Rico turned back to Randall. “Would you mind?”
The soldier sighed. “Alright, but I’m not so sure I’m cut out for this flying thing. I like to feel earth beneath my feet.”

Randall dove towards the sea a second time, heading for the large opening to the sea cave.
“Garm!” he called as he entered the artificial twilight of the grotto. “Here boy!”
His eyes gradually adjusted to the gloom, but he saw no sign of the wolf. On the far side of the cave was a narrow strip of sand. Assuming the animal would have headed for dry land, he flew in that direction, oblivious to the dark shadow that passed beneath the surface just below him.
“Garm!” he called again, only this time a deep, growling snarl from directly behind him answered his call. “Garm, that y…?”
Randall turned and found himself face-to-face with a nightmare. A creature that looked like a cross between a seal and a shark reared out of the water and sank its teeth into his back as he turned. He felt his body go numb from the waist down and he couldn’t seem to make his arms move either. The beast lunged again, ripping into his belly and shoving him back several feet with the force of its impact. The sudden flash of pain from the second bite seemed to shock his nervous system awake again. He found he could move, and he let the momentum of the monster’s charge carry him back towards the cave’s entrance. He whirled and willed himself to fly as fast as the magic would carry him. He could hear the predator right behind him until he finally reached daylight and fought for altitude.
 

Rico hung his head as Luther tended Randall’s wounds. There was little doubt that his friend was dead. He’d found the wolf as a pup and raised him by hand. Now he was gone, and Rico felt an emptiness in the pit of his stomach.
“We need to keep moving,” Wesh said quietly, placing a hand on the druid’s shoulder. “The goblins know we’re here, and they’ll probably be organizing some sort of defense before much longer.”
Rico nodded silently and moved to rejoin his companions…his new friends. As he did Skud walked past him and awkwardly patted his back.
“Skud like wolf,” the half-orc mumbled and then walked on.

Miraculously, the front doors were unbarred and swung open easily. The floor of the large room beyond was hard-packed soil, as if the builders either ran out of lumber after building the walls and roof, or as if they simply never thought about building a floor. A number of poorly preserved horse and dog heads were mounted along the eastern wall, while along the southern one hung a pair of large bat-like wings tacked to the wall with daggers. The deputies had little time to peruse the room’s contents, however, as a loud battle cry went up from the dozen goblins gathered within the room as soon as the doors opened.

The company was hardly caught off guard, and as the goblins swarmed to attack, they were ready. Fire erupted behind the horde as a sphere of flames appeared out of thin air at Wesh’s command. The ball of fire began rolling towards the shrieking goblins at the rear, and they pushed forward, driving their comrades towards the waiting arms of Skud, Adso and Randall. Rico sowed further confusion among the vermin by indiscriminately tossing smaller balls of flame among them, snarling savagely as he did so. The battle was a foregone conclusion, and would have been a flawless victory if not for dumb luck…of the worst kind. Randall and Skud stood side by side, meting out death to any goblin that got too near, yet there were just too many to watch all of them at once. For the briefest of moments, Randall turned his attention away from his own foes to make sure none had gotten past him. When he turned back, he saw a whicker of steel as one of the goblins stepped onto the back of another and leaped. The next thing he felt was a sharp, stabbing pain in his eyes, followed by pitch blackness. The goblin’s blade had struck with deadly accuracy, slicing both of Randall’s corneas. He was blind.

Luther saw it happen as if time had slowed. He saw Randall rear back from the attack, and when the big soldier opened his eyes, they were a bloody, ruined mess. Desperately, Randall struck out around him with his hammer, managing only by pure chance to strike down one or two advancing goblins, but the other little devils knew that he was helpless, and they started circling him purposefully, careful to stay clear of Skud’s blade. Fear gripped Luther’s chest as he saw the goblins preparing to strike, and he rushed forward with no idea of what he was going to do. Without thinking, he struck out with his bare hands. Adso had been teaching him the basics of self defense so that he might not present such an easy target. Now, it was as if instinct guided his hands. At the last moment, he opened his fist, striking the nearest goblin with a meaty slap of his palm. So strong was the blow that the goblin collapsed to the ground, stunned, but still breathing.
“What have I done?” Luther gasped.
“Saved Randall’s life,” Dex snapped as he drew his bow string again and again. It wasn’t long before the last of the goblin’s fell, with only a few more minor wounds suffered by the deputies. Luther rushed to the side of the goblin he’d struck, feeling for a pulse. He sighed in relief when he found one, strong and steady.
“He’ll live,” the priest announced.
“Not if I can help it,” Dex said, drawing his dagger.
“No!” Luther shouted, interposing himself between the rogue and the goblin. “He can’t harm us and he’ll be out for hours. There is no need for the slaughter of a defenseless foe.”
“Do you think he’d do the same for you?” Dex sneered.
“No, but that is what separates us from them,” Luther said calmly.
Dexter shook his head and sheathed his blade with a dismissive wave at the priest. Luther quickly rose and went to Randall.
“I can’t see,” the soldier said calmly.
“I know,” Luther said softly. “I’m afraid my magic can’t heal this”
“So…I’m blind? Forever?” Randall asked quietly.
“I…I don’t know,” Luther replied. “I know there are prayers capable of removing such maladies, but they are beyond me. It’s possible that Father Zantus may know of them when we return.”
“But what good am I to you in the meantime?” The big warrior shouted.
“Easy, soldier,” Wesh said. “You can still swing that hammer. You’ll just have to trust us and let your other senses help you until we can make it back to Sandpoint. We can’t turn back now, and we can’t leave you by yourself.”
Randall remained silent, but nodded after a few moments.
“Good,” Wesh said, patting his shoulder. “Adso can guide you for now.”
The monk stepped forward, placing Randall’s hand on his shoulder.
“Trust me,” he said. “When I say where and when to swing, you just do it. Everything will be fine, you’ll see…er, you’ll find out.”
Randall snorted. “Guess I’ll have to get used to it. Lead on.”
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The fort was strangely silent after the melee in the entrance hall. The company had thought that the battle, coupled with the one at the front gates, would have brought every goblin in the place down on them. Room after room was empty of anything living, just storage space and the stairwell to the second watchtower, where no sentries had appeared during the fight for the gate. Beyond that area, however, Dexter pressed his ear against a door and motioned for his companions to stay quiet. After several moments, he drew back.
“More goblin dogs,” he whispered. “I’m pretty sure. Sounds like a good size pack on the other side.”
Wesh sighed. “SOP then, gents. Skud, Adso, you take point. Randall, are you up for this?”
“Just tell me what to kill,” the soldier smiled grimly.

Skud started to count three, but only made it to two before he yanked the door open. The large courtyard beyond was open to the sky. Tenacious clumps of partially trampled grass grew fitfully here and there in the hard-packed earth, in places stained with blood or scratched with furrows. To the north, what looked to be two dead goblins lay slumped at the entrance to an outbuilding. Eight of the rat-tailed dogs frolicked and scampered about the yard like a litter of overgrown pups. When they heard the door open, they all paused and turned towards it, tilting their heads comically to one side, ears perked. When they saw no goblins entering the court, however, their ears lay flat and their lips lifted back from their teeth in rabid snarls. Yowling and growling they bolted across the yard like hounds after a fox. Skud and Adso darted out to meet the rush, Randall hustling along behind the monk, still gripping his shoulder. Wesh and Rico positioned themselves on either side of the door, while Dexter knelt in front of it, bow in hand. The seven deputies of Sandpoint were all starting to feel a bit like veterans by this time. They had learned to anticipate one another and work cooperatively. Each had his role, and carried it out skillfully. Fists and steel flew with deadly accuracy from Skud and Adso, while Randall’s hammer, though a bit more clumsy, still managed to strike its target more often than not with the monk’s guidance. Dexter’s arrows struck unerringly, while fire and force from Wesh and Rico wreaked havoc among the dogs. In less than two minutes, the battle was over, with most of the companions having suffered only minor wounds that Luther quickly tended.

Dexter meandered across the yard to get a better look at the goblin corpses while Luther was busy with the others.
“Hey Luth!” He called. “Come see what you make of this.”
The priest crossed the distance quickly and bent to examine the bodies.
“No dog did this,” he said. “Their skulls were crushed by something very heavy.”
“Get a load of this door,” Dexter said, running his hands over the wooden portal of the outbuilding. It had been nailed shut from the outside, and additional boards had been nailed over the nails. Nevertheless, the door was cracked and splintered in several places.
“Looks like someone wanted to make sure whatever’s behind here stayed put,” the rogue observed, and then placed his ear against it. “Sounds like something big’s moving around in there.”
“Can you get the door open?” Wesh asked.
“Sure,” Dex shrugged. “It’ll take a little time, but why would you want to? Whatever’s in there doesn’t seem too nice.”
“Oh, I don’t know,” Wesh replied. “It kills goblins, and you know what they say about the enemy of my enemy.”
“Yeah,” Dex smirked. “He might still wanna kill me once my enemy’s dead.”
He opened his belt pouch, nonetheless and took out several small tools as he went to work on the door. Several minutes later, he removed the final nail.
“There you go,” he said, stepping to what he judged to be a safe distance.
“Skud?” Wesh nodded towards the door.
The half-orc grunted and pulled the door open with one hand, his sword gripped in the other. A high-pitched whinny came from the gloom within, and then a solid black stallion, easily a head taller than Skud, lunged forward, rearing on its back legs and pawing the air. Froth foamed around its mouth and its eyes rolled hugely in its head. Though large, and powerfully built, it was obvious that the beast was in bad shape. Its ribs could be easily seen protruding through its dull hide. Skud raised his sword, but Luther quickly stopped him, stepping in front of the barbarian.
“Easy! Easy boy!” he soothed to the horse, hands upraised as he slowly approached. The horse dropped to all fours again, but pawed the earth angrily. Cautiously, Luther drew closer, voice low and calm as he advanced. His hands were within inches of the stallion’s muzzle when suddenly, it reared again, one iron-shod hoof kicking out towards the priest, striking him squarely in the belly. Luther doubled over, all the air forced from his lungs along with a spray of blood from his nose and mouth. He collapsed to the ground, and the horse advanced, rearing again to stomp the life out of him. Desperately, Luther clasped his holy symbol to his chest, calling on the power of Irori. Golden light poured from between his fingers, and he felt his pain abate immediately. At the same time, the stallion dropped its fore hooves to the ground on either side of his head, and it stood over him, snorting. The soft light washed over it as well, and though it still looked emaciated, its coat regained some of its luster. Slowly, it backed away, eyes still large, breath still coming in violent rasps.
“Let me try,” Rico said. The druid stepped forward, his hand dipping into his belt pouch and producing a green apple, which he held out to the stallion. His eyes locked with those of the horse, and something passed between them. Cautiously, the stallion stretched its neck out and took the apple from Rico’s hand.
“He says his name is Shadowmist,” the druid said calmly.
 



Sunday Night Teaser:

1) Rico gets a new animal companion after his brief (1 day) period of mourning.

2) The group meets the goblin king and gets schooled in goblin diplomacy

3) Randall finds his affliction the butt of unending abuse at the hands of the very un-politically correct Skud

4) Rico discovers that not all dogs want to play nice

5) Luther finds inner peace...much to the consternation of his companions.
 

Awesome writeup, JD! It sounds like they're having a pretty rough time so far - nice one!

As for Luthar - is that a Vow of Peace coming up? I almost begged a player not to go that route in the Savage Tide :) I had no idea how to run it properly - it felt like everyone in the area became some sort of hippy! And I didn't have time to rewrite the whole thing :)
 

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