Spam and Eggs, Fried Spam Sandwich, Spam Over Easy, Fricaseed Spam, Spam Stew, Spam Tartare, Watermelon Stuffed With Spam, Pineapple Upside Spam Cake, Spam and Cheese Sandwich, Spamburger, Spam Pizza, Spam Chow Mein, Moo Goo Gai Spam, Spam Rolls, Pu Pu Spammer, Spam Drop Soup, Spaghetti and Spamballs, "Surf and Turf" Crab Spam, and the hits just keep-a-coming!
[Hurry Back,WD, and END this nonsense, please!]