Just now I checked myself for brain damage, and I realized I can't angst

[Piratecat]

Awesome? I feel like I rock!

(Joe and Monkey!)

 

[Umbran]

Spoiler

Woe is me.

Mission accomplished.

Copies of my self-help books, "Self-Actualization through Pain" and "How to Win Friends and Influence People by Hitting Them Over the Head with Sticks" are available for $49.95. Supplies are limited, so order now!

 

[Fenris]

Supplies are limited, so order now!

Or you get hit in the head with a stick.

 

[ssampier]

Since you now feel angst, I demand you dress in black and hang at street corners.

Mission accomplished.

Copies of my self-help books, "Self-Actualization through Pain" and "How to Win Friends and Influence People by Hitting Them Over the Head with Sticks" are available for $49.95. Supplies are limited, so order now!

I'll take the stick book please.

*gets hit in the head* What was that?!

...

Want to be friends now?

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

That popping was us replacing your brain with an artificial simulation. You will recieve further orders later.

SECURITY VIOLATION. CITIZEN RANGERWICKETT IS NOT CLEARED FOR THAT INFORMATION. REPORT TO THE DISINTIGRATION ROOM FOR TERMINATION.

 

[Ambrus]

What's 5 factorial? Recite the alphabet, then backwards.

Uh oh! I can't do either. Maybe my brain is damaged.

SECURITY VIOLATION. CITIZEN RANGERWICKETT IS NOT CLEARED FOR THAT INFORMATION. REPORT TO THE DISINTIGRATION ROOM FOR TERMINATION.

All hail the computer!

 

[Viking Bastard]

I get the occasional flash of angst, but never the brooding kind.

I just can't. I feel so silly when I find myself angsting.

 

[Piratecat]

I get the occasional flash of angst, but never the brooding kind.

I just can't. I feel so silly when I find myself angsting.

Dude, you're Icelandic. Aren't you supposed to sit around feeling sorry for yourself that it's dark all the time in winter, or that Bjork sings higher than you do, or something? I swear I read that as a national requirement somewhere, honest.

 

[Ghostwind]

Ryan, you're a game designer. Of course you have drain bramage... Duh!

 

[Joshua Randall]

I heard that reading X-Men comic books is supposed to expose you to angst. Or something.