Kazz't's Vs. the Laughing Jester

[Sollir Furryfoot]

Kazz't the Devil
Platinum Sash 1
Record: 12-4
Powers:
Signature Style: West Wind, Signature Location: Island, Signature Location: Mesa, Master of Wealth, Hard Hitter, Arena Fighter, Profiteer, Bribe Judges (x2), Crowd Pleaser (x2), Purchased Power (Fist of Fury x1)

Possessions:
Contract of Binding:
Powers-Sneaky Trick (x1), Fist of Fury (x1), Hard Hitter
Yen: 35

I have agreed to no Fist of Fury or Bribe Judges in this match with the Laughing Jester.

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

I find your son to be juvenile, your home to be condemned, and your fist to be forgettable.

 

[graydoom]

As agreed in chat, Kazz't shall use no Bribe Judges and no Fist of Furies in this fight.
Match will be 6 flag strat speed if Kazz't wins insults, and 4 flag strat speed if the jester does.

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The laughing jester notices the devil waiting for a match, and approaches, capering all the way. Upon reaching the devil, the jester pauses and looks at Kazz't for a second, contorts his face, and exlclaims:

"Oh, oh... your ugly, and your family must be too! Nyah!"

I find your uncle and your Lady to be balding, your empire to be unbearable, and your shield to be terrible.

 

[Sabaron]

A lovely young woman approaches the two fighters. She is wearing a lavender kimono and has a lotus in her hair.

"My name is Lady Wei, and I shall judge this fight, even though you're both ugly.

Lady Wei has decreed this match to take place at the vineyard west of the Plaza of the Ten Thousand Immortals on the dawn of the fang."

Insults to the Jester!

 

[Sabaron]

Jester's first hand:

<MeowthBot> 1: The faultless spear sings near the mountain; redirects the edge of the shadow and swims by the descent of the fire! *yen*
<MeowthBot> 2: The raven leaps by the cemetery; shreds the violence of the lightning as it swiftly dodges the thrust of the amphibian!
<MeowthBot> 3: The thorn prances close to the spring; dodges the descent of the dark sunbeam!
<MeowthBot> 4: The tiger dodges near the well; absorbs the storm of the foul!
<MeowthBot> 5: The mantis rends the island and unremittingly rains upon the chi; dodges the motion of the clouds!

Kazz't's first hand:

<MeowthBot> 1: The blizzard stands close to the knoll; grasps the touch of the four winds!
<MeowthBot> 2: The mantis strikes the foothills; dodges the punch of the heart!
<MeowthBot> 3: The panther tramples the plain; conceals the kick of the steam as it parries the speed of the cat!
<MeowthBot> 4: The wolf dodges through the valley; negates the edge of the shield!
<MeowthBot> 5: The fan rends the ruins; negates the punch of the air!

 

[graydoom]

Starting the match off, the jester begins to sing... a drinking song, apparently involving three large men, a bear, a spear, the fire in the tavern, and a serving lady. He does get through the song flawlessly, hoping Kazz't will be so stunned by the vulgarities of the song that the devil will be unable to mount any effective defense! He does dodge and weave a bit while singing, though. He isn't that insane.

The faultless spear sings near the mountain; redirects the edge of the shadow and swims by the descent of the fire! *yen*

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

The fan rends the ruins; negates the punch of the air!

"Singing eh? Why not just dance with me..." Kazz't begins to move in tune to the Jester's song, moving with him as his hands quickly form into sharp blades, the devil swinging them back and forth and lashing at his opponent in tune as they make swishing sounds, complimenting the music.

 

[Sabaron]

Lady Wei covers her ears from the song of the Laughing Jester.

"If I let you win the round, will you stop singing? No? Well, how about a yen? Yes? Oh, thank you!"

Point and yen Jester. 1 point Jester, 0 points Kazz't.

 

[graydoom]

Proud at having entertained with his song, the jester begins to prance round the arena, capering and doing random cartwheels and somersaults to show his appreciation for a good audience!

Of course, there isn't much of an audience, but you've got to keep the pink elephants in mind!

The thorn prances close to the spring; dodges the descent of the dark sunbeam!

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

The panther tramples the plain; conceals the kick of the steam as it parries the speed of the cat!

The devil gives a sigh, "Silly moves calls for silly attacks..." Kazz't makes a quick gesture with his fingers as a small portal opens up infront of him.

From which, tiny, but yet very loud and annoying reddish-colored creatures...devils it seems, ontop of miniature panthers begin to charge and mercilessly poke the Laughing Jester with their little, but pointy and sharp tridents as they trample and run over him.