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Kazz't's Vs. the Laughing Jester
- Thread starter Sollir Furryfoot
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graydoom
First Post
Stung with Kazz'ts attempts to ruin his performance, the jester begins to caw like a raven and jump around, making faces at the mean devil while dodging around with cartwheels and somersaults!
"You're still ugly! Nyah!"
The jester sticks out his tongue.
The raven leaps by the cemetery; shreds the violence of the lightning as it swiftly dodges the thrust of the amphibian!
"You're still ugly! Nyah!"
The jester sticks out his tongue.
The raven leaps by the cemetery; shreds the violence of the lightning as it swiftly dodges the thrust of the amphibian!
Sollir Furryfoot
Explorer
"Oh come on, put your heart into it! Although I wouldn't know, I don't have one." Kazz't takes up a boxing position, guarding against his opponents attacks, then stomping on his opponents foot and holding the jumping Jester in place, unloading all his fury in jabs and punches afterwards.
Sabaron
First Post
Jester's second hand:
<MeowthBot> 1: The blizzard shouts on top of the prairie as it secretly impales the rain; shields against the cut of the cat! *yen*
<MeowthBot> 2: The dagger tracks higher than the pond; dominates the edge of the ape!
<MeowthBot> 3: The dragon dodges by the pond; waves away the onslaught of the steel!
<MeowthBot> 4: The raven sweeps with the spring; negates the roar of the fell dagger!
<MeowthBot> 5: The sword sinuously invades the palace; removes the offensive of the foul!
Kazz't's second hand:
<MeowthBot> 1: The rose petal devastates the swamp; silences the pain of the comet!
<MeowthBot> 2: The fan becomes one with the grotto; parries the efforts of the bird!
<MeowthBot> 3: The turtle illuminates the savanna; spins next to the pain of the sun!
<MeowthBot> 4: The frog strongly scourges the tower; redirects the beauty of the armor!
<MeowthBot> 5: The west wind speaks higher than the hells; redirects the stab of the clouds!
<MeowthBot> 1: The blizzard shouts on top of the prairie as it secretly impales the rain; shields against the cut of the cat! *yen*
<MeowthBot> 2: The dagger tracks higher than the pond; dominates the edge of the ape!
<MeowthBot> 3: The dragon dodges by the pond; waves away the onslaught of the steel!
<MeowthBot> 4: The raven sweeps with the spring; negates the roar of the fell dagger!
<MeowthBot> 5: The sword sinuously invades the palace; removes the offensive of the foul!
Kazz't's second hand:
<MeowthBot> 1: The rose petal devastates the swamp; silences the pain of the comet!
<MeowthBot> 2: The fan becomes one with the grotto; parries the efforts of the bird!
<MeowthBot> 3: The turtle illuminates the savanna; spins next to the pain of the sun!
<MeowthBot> 4: The frog strongly scourges the tower; redirects the beauty of the armor!
<MeowthBot> 5: The west wind speaks higher than the hells; redirects the stab of the clouds!
graydoom
First Post
The jester, capering around, stops and points. "Look!" he shouts, "A blizzard!"
"Oh wait, it's just Kazz't's dandruff! Hehehhehehehe."
With Kazz't mortally offended, the jester shall impale him, secretly... in a box, on a stage! Oooooh, magic tricks! And all the small devils can watch, and oooh and aaaah!
The blizzard shouts on top of the prairie as it secretly impales the rain; shields against the cut of the cat! *yen*
"Oh wait, it's just Kazz't's dandruff! Hehehhehehehe."
With Kazz't mortally offended, the jester shall impale him, secretly... in a box, on a stage! Oooooh, magic tricks! And all the small devils can watch, and oooh and aaaah!
The blizzard shouts on top of the prairie as it secretly impales the rain; shields against the cut of the cat! *yen*
Sollir Furryfoot
Explorer
[Color=Sky blue]Sneaky Trick, Fight Relocated to the Swamp of No Return![/color]
"Dandruff? What's this human nonsense you speak of?" Kazz't is a bit confused, but not mad as he doesn't know everything there is to being a mortal, attacking with the grace of a rose petal, Kazz't attacks his opponent with a devestating attack, silencing his move and bringing him closer to defeat...
"Dandruff? What's this human nonsense you speak of?" Kazz't is a bit confused, but not mad as he doesn't know everything there is to being a mortal, attacking with the grace of a rose petal, Kazz't attacks his opponent with a devestating attack, silencing his move and bringing him closer to defeat...
Sabaron
First Post
Lady Wei watches the Jester's moves with a rapt look on her face, never even bothering to look at Kazz't's move. At the end of his performance, she tosses him a yen. Kazz't catches it, and she shoots him a dirty look and tosses another yen to the jester.
Point Jester. 3 points Jester, 1 point Kazz't.
Point Jester. 3 points Jester, 1 point Kazz't.
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Sollir Furryfoot
Explorer
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Kazz't jumps with amazing speed as he scourges his opponent with his sharp claws...
Kazz't jumps with amazing speed as he scourges his opponent with his sharp claws...
graydoom
First Post
Slithering like a snake, the jester pulls out a sword... which then splits in three! Juggling the three-swords-in-one, the jester dances into Kazz't's personal space, and lets the swords start bouncing off of Kazz't!
Coming this close, the jester smells Kazz't for the first time. "Whew, foul foul devil you! Hehe. Nyah!"
The sword sinuously invades the palace; removes the offensive of the foul!
Coming this close, the jester smells Kazz't for the first time. "Whew, foul foul devil you! Hehe. Nyah!"
The sword sinuously invades the palace; removes the offensive of the foul!
