Kender versus Warforged

[Doug McCrae]

Who would win in a fight between a kender and a warforged?

 

[Baby Samurai]

Give us the builds and we'll tell ya.

 

[Infernal Teddy]

*Splat* Dead Kender. Winner - Warforged juggernaut

 

[sukael]

Kender rogue 1, vs. warforged fighter 1?

The warforged would win. Higher hit points, better attack bonus, nobody for the kender to flank him with

 

[(Psi)SeveredHead]

Kender are annoying kleptomaniacs. Warforged are cool to at least some people. I say the warforged wins.

Now, I've witnessed one fight between a warforged fighter and a rogue, but it wasn't a fair fight (the rogue was possessed and not build properly). The rogue attempted to sneak attack the warforged but failed (she hit but the 25% fortification was real handy); I was controlling the warforged and did not retaliate with non-lethal force. Flop!

 

[Baby Samurai]

Kender rogue 1, vs. warforged fighter 1?

The warforged would win. Higher hit points, better attack bonus, nobody for the kender to flank him with

...Maybe his ill-tempered pet hedgehog?

 

[Slife]

Warforged. Because the kender would be locked up in jail, and lose by default.

 

[Holy Bovine]

Warforged.

Kender are crap.

 

[Evilhalfling]

kender,
especially If there was a whole party of them
Or one of them is a disguised god.

What kinda fewking question is this?
is there any race as hated as kender?
warforged aren't even close.

 

[Doug McCrae]

I think it would be the kender - he'd steal the key the warforged uses to wind up his clockwork mechanism.