Kender versus Warforged

[theredrobedwizard]

[Exterior, Autumn, Outside the Citadel, Mid to Late Age of Mortals]
A kender mystic walks through the door.

Our chief trait is surprise. Surprise and fearlessness. Fearlessness and surprise.
Our two traits are fearlessness and surprise. And curiosity.
Our *three* traits are fearlessness, surprise, and curiosity...
and an almost fanatical devotion to Goldmoon.
Our four... no.
Amongst our many traits... Amongst our traits are such elements as fearlessness, surprise...

I'll come in again.

[Scene]

When a Warforged gets annoyed, they just crush the annoyant. Poor Kender. Sure, he stole the Warforged's knife, but when your entire body is a useable as a weapon, how much good does that do?

-TRRW

P.S. Despite being a Dragonlance fanatic, I hate kender. Well, I take that back, I hate True Kender. I like Afflicted Kender, because when *they* steal, it's a conscious effort. Friggin' Kender.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

The kender wins, since in 3E and Eberron, he'll be riding on a dinosaur.

 

[lukelightning]

The best way I've seen Kender kleptomania handled is that the PC can't control it, hence it's kleptomania. The DM rolls for them periodically, whenever he wants.

So what, does he get off scot-free? "Sorry, fellow players, my character stole your money but it's not me, it's something he can't control."

Sorry, you make yourself a trouble you're outta here.

The kender wins, since in 3E and Eberron, he'll be riding on a dinosaur.

No, halflings in Eberrron have dinosaurs. There are no kender in Eberron.

 

[MarkB]

The kender wins, since in 3E and Eberron, he'll be riding on a dinosaur.

Don't you dare get your icky kender over our nice, shiny halflings.

Anyway, the warforged wins, because the kender gets dragged away by WotC's lawyers for intellectual property violation.

 

[Dragonhelm]

I think it’d be a draw. The warforged would come in, trying to beat up the kender while the kender dodges. Then the kender does something unexpected. The kender asks the warforged what its name is.

The warforged, who served in the Last War, had never been given a name. It stops, contemplating. Then the kender says, “You don’t have a name? Let’s give you one! How about…Sam? Yeah, you look kind of like a Sam.”

The warforged and the kender put aside their differences, and walk off into the sunset as friends!






















Then the dragon eats them.

 

[lukelightning]

I think it’d be a draw. The warforged would come in, trying to beat up the kender while the kender dodges. Then the kender does something unexpected. The kender asks the warforged what its name is.

The warforged, who served in the Last War, had never been given a name.

"My name is Axe 15." *chop*

One less Kender in the world.

 

[Doug McCrae]

So what, does he get off scot-free? "Sorry, fellow players, my character stole your money but it's not me, it's something he can't control."

If kender existed in our world, that's exactly the sort of argument a good defence lawyer would use.

 

[pawsplay]

The kender wins, since in 3E and Eberron, he'll be riding on a dinosaur.

Ah, but what if the warforged has a robot dinosaur?

 

[Sejs]

The warforged would just stand in place patiently at parade rest.

Eventually the kender would get bored and wander off.

Thus the warforged would win by default.

 

[darthkilmor]

The warforged, sadly, because alot of people have no love for kender. Which says to mean they've never seen a kender played right, or have a cold charcoal heart. :_(