Kender versus Warforged

[Voadam]

And an almost fanatical devotion to the Kingpriest....

....I'll come in again.

Cheers,
Cam

Huh?

 

[Voadam]

[Exterior, Autumn, Outside the Citadel, Mid to Late Age of Mortals]
A kender mystic walks through the door.

Our chief trait is surprise. Surprise and fearlessness. Fearlessness and surprise.
Our two traits are fearlessness and surprise. And curiosity.
Our *three* traits are fearlessness, surprise, and curiosity...
and an almost fanatical devotion to Goldmoon.
Our four... no.
Amongst our many traits... Amongst our traits are such elements as fearlessness, surprise...

I'll come in again.

[Scene]

Oh, I see.

 

[Falkus]

So what, does he get off scot-free? "Sorry, fellow players, my character stole your money but it's not me, it's something he can't control."

You're talking like a Kender is supposed to be played as some sort of criminal mastermind who intends to steal every single thing of value from his companions.

 

[theredrobedwizard]

You're talking like a Kender is supposed to be played.

Fixed that for you. Kender aren't supposed to be played, they're malicious NPCs at best.

-TRRW

 

[cignus_pfaccari]

Ah, but what if the warforged has a robot dinosaur?

No, no, no.

The warforged *is* a robot dinosaur! (As he's a druid)

Brad

 

[(Psi)SeveredHead]

If kender existed in our world, that's exactly the sort of argument a good defence lawyer would use.

Defense lawyers won't save you from a warforged ^^

Don't some countries have rules allowing you to legally kill someone in defense of your life or property? Someone needs to get that law passed in Ansalon.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

No, halflings in Eberrron have dinosaurs. There are no kender in Eberron.

Don't you dare get your icky kender over our nice, shiny halflings.

Don't blame me; I didn't write the 3E PHB. I was perfectly happy with hobbits or with merging halflings and gnomes together and just calling them "gnomes" and making spellcasting, etc., racial feats.

Ah, but what if the warforged has a robot dinosaur?

You are an evil genius!

 

[Nlogue]

The kender would own that warforged chump!

Kender are FEARLESS!

He'd steel the warforged's nuts and bolts without even meaning to.

 

[Remathilis]

depriving the world of not one but two of the worst-ever notions created for D&D, leaving the game richer for it.

I dunno. You're giving an awful lot of credit to Tinker Gnome, Gully Dwarves, CG Drow elf-rangers, Flumphs, Giffs, and Tojanda...

 

[teitan]

kender,
especially If there was a whole party of them
Or one of them is a disguised god.

What kinda fewking question is this?
is there any race as hated as kender?
warforged aren't even close.

True story: I have a Kender that became a god after a 4 or more year campaign. We were doing the immortal quests from the Immortal boxed sets (this was long before the High Level book for AD&D came out). And he became the God of Death. We still played campaigns with these guys and I played him last year and he got a set of keys that allowed him to walk in and out of various realities at will. The god who controlled these keys (he represented purest evil) declared a hunt for my character... who just happened to be able to create artifacts. I created a set of these keys minus the key that could take him to Krynn. In its place was a simple house key. When he found me laying in a plane of poppies taking a nap (I was in Oz) I found myself surrounded by a host of Balor and this god. He demanded the keys or I would be eaten alive. I handed him the fake set.

As far as the question at hand...

Kender, he would have borrowed the warforgeds weapons before he got his first attack, the Kender would use his taunt to render him flat footed and take his sneak attack for the win!