Kerall defeats Eilan Cooger (IC RP follows)

[Zappo]

Kerall is a Yellow Belt 1 again. Which is about as high as he ever got in his 24 fights. Even if he has just finished a fight, he feels still fresh and is soon looking forward to the next.

But before, he heads to the nearest shrine and lights a candle to his family. Upon getting out of the temple, he lifts his eyes to the stars and murmurs: "I want you to be proud of me..."

OoC:
Stipulations: Tier 1 or 2. Any match type, but a strategy match must be judge-generated and a standard match must use the safe generator.

 

[Zappo]

The obligatory bump.

 

[Sabaron]

Kerall sees a small burly man (3') wearing a green coat, green breeches, a green sash a small green top hat with a shamrock sticking out and a pair of green boxing gloves. He seems very protective of the pot he is dragging behind him.

"My name is Eilan Cooger, and I'll fight you, you big lug! After all, I DID see your auntie. Whew... I can see why you never stay home! She is the most contemptable creature on the face of the earth! Come to think of it, she looks rather like your farm; old, weathered and unproductive (except for thistles!)."

Just before he begins swinging, Eilan notices a small token Kerall is carrying. "Uziel taught you? Isn't Uziel the guy that murdered that kid and then left for 3 months? Can't say I blame him; with a student like you I'd flee too!"

I find your aunt to be notably contemptible, your farm to be weathered, and your school to be laughable.

 

[Zappo]

Kerall barely listens, for he is sizing up his foe and estimating his fighting prowess. He looks at the green robed warrior blankly and then states: "I'm not sure I want to fight you. I mean, you are barely a kid. Did you escape your nurse? She must be as ugly as a dog. And just as dumb, if she taught you that lies about Uziel.

"Besides, you look like you haven't had a good meal in decades. You probably can't access your kitchen, what with the rats and cockroaches, and even if you could you'd find little more than some grain.

"Anyway, the idea that you could challenge me is an insult in and of itself. I suggest you go and find a real job. And take that pot with you!"

I find your guardian to be hyena-like, your kitchen to be a haunted grain silo, and your karma to be offensive.

OoC:
I've forgot to post my stats...

Kerall, warrior of Fate
Yellow Belt 1
10 wins, 14 losses
Abilities:
- Signature style: Southern Cross
- Dojo style: Northstar
- Fist of Fury
Item: Kerall's Kama
- Style: Kama
3 yen

 

[Darkwolf]

MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the waterfall north-west of the Cho-ma Market Square on the evening of the lightning.

The wee one's guardian must have taught him nothing about insults for the lad needs to work on them a wee bit.

Insults to Kerall!

 

[Zappo]

This will be a 3 flags speed strategy match, with judge-generated moves.

 

[Darkwolf]

Kerall
<MeowthBot> 1: The southern cross glides in the midst of the desert; grasps the slash of the fortification!
<MeowthBot> 2: The crane charges the brush; dominates the efforts of the club!
<MeowthBot> 3: The grasshopper bashes the clearing; quells the push of the ledge!
<MeowthBot> 4: The mace stands below the island; shreds the quickening of the garden!
<MeowthBot> 5: The lightning moves higher than the pillar; parries the kick of the iron!

Eilan Cooger
<MeowthBot> 1: The hammer devours the ravine; grasps the roar of the sickle!
<MeowthBot> 2: The southern cross impales the heavens; dodges the punch of the fires!
<MeowthBot> 3: The raven rends the labyrinth; shields the pain of the garden!
<MeowthBot> 4: The panther bows with the canyon; quickly defends against the speed of the fires!
<MeowthBot> 5: The nunchaku sweeps upon the brush; dodges the descent of the farm!

 

[Zappo]

OoC:
eer, sorry - who's going first? I've never quite got the hang of that.

 

[Darkwolf]

in this case it doesn't matter...someone go and then you alternate.

 

[Zappo]

OoC: really? Seems fairly important to me. I'll start.

Kerall begins the fight by leaping over his foe's shoulders and attacking him from high as fast as he can before jumping back down.

The lightning moves higher than the pillar; parries the kick of the iron!