Lance Henriksen and Peter Weller: EnWorld Decides

[Deset Gled]

Yeah, the book is definitely better. It's a straight-up 80s horror-action movie on paper.

When the movie came out, I remember thinking that I was getting awfully tired of vampires that looked like some pretentious doofus I'd run into at a nightclub.

I remember seeing the sequel "Vampires: Los Muertos" and thinking it was much much better than I expected. Not a cinematic masterpiece by any means, but quite solid as vampire films go. Bon Jovi did a great job as a poor man's Kevin Bacon.

 

[Ryujin]

Yeah, the book is definitely better. It's a straight-up 80s horror-action movie on paper.

When the movie came out, I remember thinking that I was getting awfully tired of vampires that looked like some pretentious doofus I'd run into at a nightclub.

On that we can agree.

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

Wait, there was a sequel starring Bon Jovi?!

I remember seeing the sequel "Vampires: Los Muertos" and thinking it was much much better than I expected. Not a cinematic masterpiece by any means, but quite solid as vampire films go. Bon Jovi did a great job as a poor man's Kevin Bacon.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Wait, there was a sequel starring Bon Jovi?!

More importantly, I always thought that Bon Jovi was a poor man's Bruce Springsteen.

Mmmm... make that the utterly destitute man's Bruce Springsteen.

 

[Deset Gled]

Wait, there was a sequel starring Bon Jovi?!

Apparently, there was even a third, making it a trilogy:

Vampires: Los Muertos - Wikipedia

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Vampires: The Turning - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I haven't seen the third one.

More importantly, I always thought that Bon Jovi was a poor man's Bruce Springsteen.

Mmmm... make that the utterly destitute man's Bruce Springsteen.

I don't know how to even start on what's wrong with that.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I don't know how to even start on what's wrong with that.

You don't know where to start?

Whoa. You're halfway there.

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

Clearly you haven't heard the Iron City Houserockers.*

More importantly, I always thought that Bon Jovi was a poor man's Bruce Springsteen.

Mmmm... make that the utterly destitute man's Bruce Springsteen.

*I'll admit to liking them, but they definitely are the poor man's (steelworker's?) Springsteen.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

*I'll admit to liking them, but they definitely are the poor man's (steelworker's?) Springsteen.

Hey, don't get me wrong. I love me some Bon Jovi.

Maybe not as much as the AWESOME COVER BAND in Ms. Marvel, Brown Jovi, but still.

But no matter how much I might ... there's one one person from New Jersey who is, and always will be, The Boss.

 

[payn]

Hey, don't get me wrong. I love me some Bon Jovi.

Maybe not as much as the AWESOME COVER BAND in Ms. Marvel, Brown Jovi, but still.

But no matter how much I might ... there's one one person from New Jersey who is, and always will be, The Boss.

 

[Sacrosanct]

More importantly, I always thought that Bon Jovi was a poor man's Bruce Springsteen.

Mmmm... make that the utterly destitute man's Bruce Springsteen.

Oh my poor sweet misguided soul....

For one, they are actually pretty close in wealth, both being in the top 10 for wealthiest rock stars. Secondly, Bon Jovi might even be higher than Springsteen if Bon Jovi charged a home mortgage to attend his concerts like Springsteen does, and wasn't spending his own money opening a restaurant chain to feed the poor.

And the cherry on top is that Bon Jovi is a decent actor (U-571), and to the best of my knowledge never wrote a song with lyrics as creepy as "I'm on Fire."

so there