D&D 5E Last minute 5e prognostications

[Estlor]

All these optional rules modules they promise us will be sold in collectible, randomized packs.

 

[steeldragons]

The purchase of every 5e Player's Handbook comes with a year's supply of weekly pizza deliveries (toppings are subject to a d6+1 dollar surcharge) and a 2-liter of soda (availability may vary by location).

The purchase of every 5e Monster Manual comes with a bucket of buffalo wings (BBQ sauce substituted for Buffalo sauce, optional) and a 2-liter of soda (availability may vary by location).

The purchase of every 5e DMG comes with a package of 12 paper plates, 12 plastic cups (16-oz), and roll of paper towels.

 

[Agamon]

This board will become a maelstrom of burning fire.

Another bold prediction: the sun will rise in the eastern sky.

 

[El Mahdi]

• Character advancement is by haiku (with pregen haikus for the playtest.)

- They must also be painted in Oriental pictographs using watercolors.

• All characters are changelings that take on the persona of ridiculous fictional species like "elf" and "human," whatever those are.

- This would make an AWESOME campaign.

• Rules lawyering will require a license.

- Will this also require passing your State's Bar, being beaten with a Bar, or purchasing in a local bar...?

 

[Jacob Marley]

I predict the cover of the new book will look like this:

 

[Stormonu]

Bards will have specialization themes called genres.
Core genre are rock, classical, country, salsa, and gangsta rap.
Reggae, metal, and electronic is promised for a later setting..... Whenever WOTC can okay things with the Marley family.

What, no Thrash Metal?

In a surprising move designed to replace Monte Cook, the link to the 5E playtest designers takes one to a smiling pic of Lorraine Williams, proudly stating, "I'm back!!!!!"

 

[Crazy Jerome]

This board will become a maelstrom of burning fire.

Another bold prediction: the sun will rise in the eastern sky.

Well, keeping with the tenor of the thread ... this board will become an example of world peace where we sit around and sing Kumbaya (but in Haiku's), studied by the UN for the next decade as a means of reconciliation.

 

[underfoot007ct]

To tap into the growing brony fandom, the game will be released as Rainbows & Unicorns.

Unicorns replace clerics, cats replace rogues, pandas replace monks, care bears replace wizards.

As long as ...
Friendship Is Magic

 

[erleni]

The "Manowar" theme for bards will make the barbarian class obsolete...

 

[underfoot007ct]

I so want a "Rasta" theme for a Drow Bard.

I shot the Cleric, but I did not kill his Paladin...