Law Enforcement psych evals include "Have you played D&D"?

shilsen said:
The US visa application form I filled out actually asked, "Are you or have you ever been a terrorist?" Followed closely by "Are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist party?" 'Nuff said!

Also the German National Socialist party between '33 and '45, although they may have phased that question out by now.

The reason those questions are there is not that the INS expects Osama or Ivan to tick 'Yes' on the form (although its a nice bonus if they do) but rather, that they can be instantly deported if it is subsequently found that they have lied by ticking 'No'. Judicial appeals are time consuming and expensive, so the INS has come up with a method of short-circuiting the process.

Regards
Luke
 

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Li Shenron said:
- do you love your mom?
- do you hate your dad?
- do you like magazines about mechanics?
- do you like flowers?
- would you like to work in a flower shop?
- if you were an artist, would you paint flowers?

So, if one said "yes" to all of the above, one would be assigned to a special "morale boosting" unit?
 

Note that not all "way back then" physicians necessarily agreed with each other. For example, some physicians completely dismissed the "doctrine of signatures" (liver-shaped leaves were good for liver ailments, and God did that so we could know what to use) as quackery.

On the other hand, we do have a lovely account of Ferengi (Crusader) "medicine" from the point of view of a Christian subject of one of the Sultans. In short, during one of the more peaceful periods he was sent over to care for a Ferengi leader who had sustained an injury. He went over and cleaned and dressed the leg wound and recorded that it was healing nicely. While there, he also had begun treating a woman for headaches.

Then a learned churchman and physician arrived and dismissed all that infidel nonsense that this mere Greek heretic was foisting off onto good Latin Christians. First, he decreed that the woman's brain was in need of cooling to cure the headache. She was held fast, her skull was neatly opened and the brain removed to be washed in wine. It was then returned to her skull but somehow she did not revive.

Then, the leg injury was "treated". A large man with an axe was called, since the wound had not been properly cauterized with a hot iron or had boiling pitch poured into it. A good swat, and the leg was hacked off. The victim immediately expired from shock.

The local physician made a hasty retreat.
 

I'd be surprised if the question was asked. But people often do surprising things. I worked with a teacher who applied for admission to a graduate program at a seminary in California. Part of that institution's application process included psychological testing firmly grounded in Freudian theory in which any and all religious beliefs are a priori considered possible signs of neurosis. Kind of a funny thing for a seminary to be using. :D
 


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