Ah, c'mon, just level with us! The REAL reason you want THAC0 back isn't because you actually like using it... you just want to return to a time where rapiers didn't exist, barely anyone ever rolled stats well enough to get a paladin on the table, and gnomes were of the garden variety look and thus nobody had any desire to play those ugly things.Y KANT R KIDZ DO MATHZ?
Fact: In 2014, 5e was released with its ... new math.
Also Fact: in 2015, for the first time in 25 years, math scores for 8th and 12th graders went down in the United States.
Bring back THAC0.
WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ON ABOUT! YOU CAN'T FOOL US!!!