LN vs. N: Lawful Neutral Victorious!

[Gansk]

OOC: Hey, no fair! This thing is a dragon in disguise!

Ape is an expert at killing halflings, not scorpions.

Round 404: The scorpion moves to 25N0E. Ape buzzes and the scorpion doesn't what hit it! (Rolled natural 1 Ref save)

31 points of damage! Ape enters the Hall of Fame!

Round 405: The scorpion is defeated!

A white-furred ape-like beast, taller than a hill giant, shambles on two legs to 25N40E.

 

[PJSlavner]

OOC: Halflings? You gotta be kidding. You also have to be kidding that you rolled 31 with your dice. Enough of your no fair. I got shredded by that scorpion, so its my turn for some fun now.

Ape flies past Ape-B to 30N90E20Z, hitting Ape-B along the way with his ranseur. If Ape-B seems tall enough to hit from a height of 25, stay at a height of 25.

 

[Gansk]

Ape can stormwing again in round 409.

He flies by at an altitude of 25 feet and strikes with his ranseur. (Rolled 28) Ape-B takes 16 points of damage and has 89 hp left.

Ape-B sticks up a giant paw and takes an AoO. He hits (rolled 22) for 10-5=5 points of damage and pulls Ape down to his level. (Rolled 44 vs. 20 Grp check) Ape has 40 hp left.

Round 406: Ape-B gives Ape a nice hug. (Rolled 41 vs. 30 Grp check) Ape takes 15-5=10 damage, plus 14 constrict damage, plus 5 cold damage from Ape-B's heat absorbing body.

Then Ape-B does it again. (Rolled 40 vs. 34 Grp check) Ape takes 16-5=11 plus 11 constrict plus 8 cold.

Ape-B enters the Hall of Fame for inflicting 59 points of damage in one round!

Ape is dead.

Next up for LN: an ormyrr. (MM II) It goes next in round 406 and has stones in hand, but no melee weapons.

 

[PJSlavner]

OOC: My fun sure did not last long.

A huge blue caterpillar with huge teeth, like something out of Alice in Wonderland, moves in at 30N0E and throws four stones at Ape-B. "I think I need some of that magic growth mushroom right about now."

 

[Gansk]

One of the stones hits! (Rolled 22-4 for long range = 18) 5 points of damage! Ape-B has 84 hp left.

Round 407:

Ape-B moves to 30N25E, takes a swipe, then moves back to 30N50E, dodging and weaving the whole time. He hits for 10 points of damage. Caterpillar has 42 hp left.

 

[PJSlavner]

OOC: Caterpillar should have only been able to throw one rock, because he is huge and moved more than a 5-foot step. I forgot about that earlier.

OOC2: Great. This stupid thing has Spring Attack. I need something that flies or burrows so that I can get a draw. :\

Caterpillar charges to 30N35E, and swipes with a claw, trying to grab if Stupid Thing is smaller than Caterpillar

 

[Gansk]

OOC: Forget about the stones, they were stupid anyway.

Ape-B takes an AoO and hits for 11. Caterpillar claws for 13, but Ape-B is too big to grab. Ape-B has 71 hp, Caterpillar has 31 hp.

Round 408: Ape-B backs up 5 feet to 30N55E and claws twice for 34 total damage! Caterpillar is dying!

Next up for LN: a qorrashi (genie). (Frostburn) It goes next in round 408.

OOC: You can have someone else volunteer for you or I can e-mail you the stats.

 

[PJSlavner]

OOC: I think you are quite busy Gansk, so someone else can take over Lawful Neutral for one creature if they would like. One request, though. Please, please do not let the qorrashi get anywhere near the yeti.

 

[ugulu]

One request, though. Please, please do not let the qorrashi get anywhere near the yeti.

No friggin' kidding. I feel your pain - mongo the ape is pretty insane goon - going from "yay, lookit the damage I did" to "what? I got crushed like a tomato?" in about 3 rounds is harsh by any measure. (sorry, don't have Frost Burn or I'd happily get a draw for ya...)

 

[Infiniti2000]

A bald humanoid with blue skin and noble features flies into the arena to 30N20E40Z. He's blue because, well, all Frosty creatures seem to be blue. Q, however, is bluer than most such creatures and resembles nothing more than a wispy, well-manicured ogre. Q turns his Dodge to the ugly-thing and then drops an ice storm on the yeti, having the sinking feeling it won't work well but not yet having much proof that it wouldn't.

"Give me some sugar, baby."