Long Lasting Story game

[Articifer Nathan]

.... a small patrol party of Drow come to collect there " protection " money from the owner of the mule, then the mule owner....

 

[Drindin]

... Suddenly went into cardiac arrest as the odorus smell of rotting flesh filled the area, as the great vile demon known as...

 

[kedi]

kedi D) looked down to women and said:

 

[Drindin]

"BOOO!!" practically yelling so loud as to make the dwarfs skin peel back because...

 

[kedi]

...they just ate a :turkey: and their syomach was....

 

[Drindin]

sagging out of the body because..

 

[Thogroar]

The :turkey: was still alive, and making quite some progress getting out. In fact, it would have been already out, but....

 

[Drindin]

It had recently eaten a kilogram of seeds, and was quite lethargic from trying to digest all that, not to mention it's claws were...

 

[Corwyn Burlisk]

exiting the dwarfs digestive gland, and to the immense suprise of all present a much smaller and vaguely zombie version of the chicken pronounces an undecipherable phrase which promptly teleports the feminine dwarf back to the tavern. The miniature zombie chicken smirks most animatedly and says the eternally witty phrase...

 

[Zeren]

"I Love the smell of napalm in the morning!" Then the chicken died...as if you inhale napalm, your dead. The Dwarf then decides to...