Longevity gene hacked, worms live 5 times longer

[Kramodlog]

In human years, the worm live around 400 or 500 years.

Troubling implications for humanity if the same thing could be done to us, or just half that age reached.

 

[Grumpy RPG Reviews]

And as the worms get older they get smarter and more malevolent.

 

[Kramodlog]

Like father?

 

[Dioltach]

Sure they might live longer, but are they happy?

 

[Zombie_Babies]

What monsters. 'Here you go, worm. You get to live the equivalent of 4 more centuries ... eating dirt.' Savages. True and honest savages. Science must be stopped.

 

[Kramodlog]

What monsters. 'Here you go, worm. You get to live the equivalent of 4 more centuries ... eating dirt.' Savages. True and honest savages. Science must be stopped.

Dude! People pay good money to get dirt in there digestive system.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Dude! People pay good money to get dirt in there digestive system.

But that's not all they eat. Hell, do worms even have colons!?!?

 

[Kramodlog]

And do colons have worms?

Inception.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

And do colons have worms?

Inception.

Damn, yo! A worm within a colon within a worm ... within a colon! Sounds like we gots us the beginnings to a smash hit SyFy original!

 

[Kramodlog]

Doesn't sound cheap enough.