Cristian Andreu
Explorer
Not even Cwell the Magnificent would dare laugh at Lord Cupcake!
Or probably he would. But he shouldn't. He most certainly shouldn't.
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D&D 5E Lord Cupcake's Will
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Not even Cwell the Magnificent would dare laugh at Lord Cupcake!
Or probably he would. But he shouldn't. He most certainly shouldn't.
The Grassy Gnoll
Explorer
Candy Mountains is a polo dancer.
That's a lifesaver to you Americans.
In many ways, she's both.
That's a lifesaver to you Americans.
In many ways, she's both.
What about Baron Bagel? Duke Doughnut? Count Croissant?
Or King Biscuit? ESPECIALLY King Biscuit. He does, after all, have some bardic leanings himself.
Cristian Andreu
Explorer
They all pale in comparison to Kaiser Kuchen. And yet Cwell still laughs at him.
The Pastry Aristocrats really need to do something to control that insolent bard.
The Grassy Gnoll
Explorer
Ice cream - what Lord Cupcake says he does when he sees a monster.
Scone - what Lord Cupcake says when the monster leaves.
Shortbread - iron rations for Dwarves.
Muffin - rolling a natural 1.
Scone - what Lord Cupcake says when the monster leaves.
Shortbread - iron rations for Dwarves.
Muffin - rolling a natural 1.
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The Queen of Tarts wouldn't stand for his mockery...
Weapon: Black Licorice Whip- in addition to normal whip damage, this weapon causes all struck by it to save or flee the wielder as if affected by a fear spell due to a nasty taste in their mouths. Any who save do not find the flavor disgusting and will not run away, but will be looked at funny by those who know them.
Weapon: Red Licorice Whip- in addition to normal whip damage, this weapon causes all struck by it to save or befriend the wielder as if affected by a charm spell due to a nifty taste in their mouths. Any who save find the flavor disgusting and will not be friendly, but will be looked at funny by those who know them.
Weapon: Red Licorice Whip- in addition to normal whip damage, this weapon causes all struck by it to save or befriend the wielder as if affected by a charm spell due to a nifty taste in their mouths. Any who save find the flavor disgusting and will not be friendly, but will be looked at funny by those who know them.
The Grassy Gnoll
Explorer
Does Lord Cupcake tuile his moustache?
With unwafering regularity.
The Grassy Gnoll
Explorer
In the movie he'll be played by Kevin Sorbet.
