Lord of the Rings: The Musical (no joke)

[Tolen Mar]

I dunno whats scarier about shoggoth on the roof...that someone made that film (cute as it was) or that I have the same jacket as the guy in the blue shorts...

 

[Ranger REG]

I agree - Peter Jackson did well integrating Tolkien's poetry when he did, but had he been truly faithful to the books there would've been ten times that amount in the trilogy!

And a hundred times the extended editions' running time. That movie seat better come with a toilet underneath, since I'll be parking my ass for at least 18 hours ... watching the conversational Council of Elrond.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Nine-fingered jazz hands!

 

[Tolen Mar]

And somehow I managed to forget last night what it was I actually meant to say. Which is:

This doesn't surprise me or bother me. Shortly after I saw the extended Return of the King, I had a similar idea. I immediately dismissed it because I thought no one would sit through an epic that long...but who knows?

 

[Mystery Man]

Nine-fingered jazz hands!

I was eating when I read this. Almost choked to death.

 

[Ranger REG]

Hope you didn't choke on finger food.