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[Scarbonac]

The Lord of the Orgone:

He is the Manipulator of Bions and Defender of the Primordial Cosmic Energy.


He rises up, out of Orgonon, in his speedy Collector and he flies around the world giving toys to good boys and girls, while he makes rain, destroys armor and heals all illnesses with his Mighty ORAC Shooter.

 

[BOZ]

There is also Michael Flatley
The Lord of the Dance,
but we won't talk about him

ya beat me to it.

 

[Kyramus]

The Lord of Lost Memories?
AKA the Lord of Forgetting. Your meetings with him, you will never remember.

He is the collection of all lost memories, the knowledge never recorded, histories long dead, time once lived and never again thought of. All you once knew is his province, your reminisces are by his whimsy. He has the power to bring you to your knees with the recollection of dreams never realized, loves lost, hopes shunned, the times of your life grasped at so dearly, yet faded out of view.

Yet he can only tempt you with that which once was already yours; an access to what you are not now. Time is his Keeper and Knowledge his Nemesis. If ever you should meet, you will not remember. [/B]

This actually sounds good enough to flesh out. A Lord of Lost Memories.

Origin: Enigma
Worshipers: None, Parasitic. He shows up/grants visions to lure followers of other gods to visit him.
Purpose: Profer a memory that was lost in exchange for something he wants/needs.
Power Level: Intermediate Power (power base is obviously somewhere else other than your own prime plane. he's just the cosmic spectator)

Plot hooks:
1) A lantern archon arrives, asking one of the PCs to follow him to a designated area. When asked why, the Archon responds "To give you a chance to remember something you've lost."
2) An old library was liberated from the monsters and in 2 separate tomes it talks about a keeper of lost knowledge, and when the portal to the keeper opens.
3) They are handed a scavenger hunt by a patron/friendly wizard. Unbeknownst to them, the friendly wizard is doing the bidding of the Lord of Lost Memories. Once the scavenger hunt is complete the wizard gets his lost memory back. the scavenger hunt has to be fairly tough. the lost memory of the friendly wizard is...... (drum roll). He has amnesia, he was granted back his memories and remembers that he is evil, and in one of his experiments to create something trully nasty, the experiment exploded leaving him unconscious and without memory. (great for really deep plot hooks, when the main enemy they have been fighting all this time is just continuing the Wizard's plan and waiting for his return)

 

[The Sigil]

Odd...

I would've thought for sure Otto was the Lord of the Dance. After all, when he wants you to dance, the urge is irresistable.

--The Sigil

PS - Yes, I know Flatley...

 

[MarauderX]

Lord of the... Rhyme. Some lvl 20 bard that can only "talk" by rhyming cryptic answers... but with his bardic knowledge he knows just about everything.

Lord of the... Mimes. Another lvl 20 bard that switched to lawful in alignment, but has tons of skill points to add tumble, acrobatics, climb, etc, with his perform check.

 

[Mark Chance]

Lord of the Things: Evil conqueror served by, well, you know, Things.

Lord of the Mings: Wicked collector of valuable vases.

Lord of the Pings: Fearsome ally of the Lady of the Pongs.

Lord of the Bings: Invades neighboring lands with an army of smarmy crooners.

Lord of the Stings: His pretentious servants will have you wrapped around their fingers.

Lord of the Dings: Think hordes of dainty bell golems.

Lord of the Vings: An army of bald, muscular, gravelly-voiced African-American actors are at his command.

Lord of the Flings: He loves 'em and leaves 'em!

Lord of the Ling-lings: Master of fiendish dire pandas!

Lord of the Zing(ers): His snack cakes are too die for!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Fear this...anyone want to come up with stats for the thing? I'm getting an evil idea to throw my players against this thing...

 

[Mark Chance]

Lord of the Ants: His vermin will have you squirmin'.

Lord of the Chance: No odds are too great!

Lord of the Chants: Gregorian, of course!

Lord of the Elephants: He never forgets...to kill!

Lord of the Lance: Charge!

Lord of the Pants: He looks mah-vel-US!

Lord of the Rants: Once he gets started, there's no stopping him!

 

[yennico]

Lord of the Giants self-crowned king of the all giants

Just my 2 cents
yennico

 

[Ranger REG]

At the risk of getting flamed...

There is actually a X-rated parody movie titled Lord of the G-Strings.