lord of the...

[Djeta Thernadier]

Egad...

The first thing that popped into my head was that kilt wearing, stepdancing fool, the Lord of the Dance...and that frightens me a bit on it's own...

Not a very menacing villian...unless one is made to sit through one of his recitals...

Oh man...now I'm getting a picture in my head...

~S

 

[ejja_1]

lordy lordy

Lord of the Boards. (pick a mod any mod.)
Lord of spiny ( get me a danish.)
Lord of blades ( a spellbook avatar for Blade Barrier.)
Lord of the tomes (an epic level Librarian.)
Lord of the scones ( an epic level commoner with max ranks in craft pastry.)
Lord of the cones ( Madonnas current husband/Boyfriend.)
Lord of the Jones (whats up pussycat?)

 

[Djeta Thernadier]

Fear this...anyone want to come up with stats for the thing? I'm getting an evil idea to throw my players against this thing...

Hmmm....why did I make this my Windows background...

That aside...he could horrify his enemies by singing Muskrat Love over and over and over until their heads explode...

His weakness...those little yogurt flavored hamster treats.

~Sheri

 

[Nifft]

I kinda like the "Fnord of the Rings" idea...

*Insane cackle* Mind if I hijack that idea for our next local con?

Feel very free!

Mage already has lots of good government conspiracy support, and Illumanatus has plenty of silly unexplained mystical powers.

(The book's depiction of a certain young lady's transformation into a certain goddess had reverberations of the Cult of Ecstacy, for example...)

-- Nifft

 

[Felix]

Lord of the Fries (big ol fat man who likes deep friers)

Lord of Lords (ring bells? heh)

Lord of the Hostess (hey, who doesn't like Ding-dongs?)

Lord of the Nothing (a la Neverending Story)

 

[Nifft]

Lord of the Fries (big ol fat man who likes deep friers)

Onion Ring to rule them all
Onion Ring to bind them
Onion Ring to bring them all
And in the deep fat fry them.

In the land of Lardor
Where the deep fat fries.


-- Nifft

 

[Ranger REG]

Any good, Ranger REG?

What make you think I rent or bought it?

as with any parody, it's deadpan comedy mixed with soft porn ... shh!

 

[d20Dwarf]

Lord of the Games.

http://www.d20zines.com/html/module...download&cid=17

 

[Psychotic Jim]

Lord of... Da Bears!

A group of overweight mages that scry, while consuming large amounts of alcoholic beverages, using a magic box on a team of Olympic style athletes that play a strange game with a ball made from a dead pigskin.

 

[LightPhoenix]

Okay, now you've got me wanting to run a Mage / Illuminatus campaign called Fnord of the Rings.

Read any comics lately?

I would suggest mine, but even despite having a perfectly valid reason for using the word, I'm not sure Eric's Grandmother would approve.

Let's just say someone likes chickens.

(I know grammar! )