Love, peace n'stuff

[Jetbomb24]

92. I slaughter an army of orcs mounted on mountain sized space dragons supported by a fleet of 100 Star Destroyers with just a sword and I'm the weakest person in the room when I go into the bar to get a soda... (And/or get my butt kicked by a field mouse with wings)

93. I'm covered from head to toe in magic, shield-projecting armor, gauntlets that hold thousands of magic arrows and darts. An energy wave clears a crater a mile wide if I trip or land too hard when jumping. I ooze tangible magic energy from every hole on my body. I have an indestructible magic sword (several, in fact) that if destroyed, would cause the universe to collapse in on itself if destroyed (no problem because I can always warp to another dimension). And I'm the most normal and boring person in a packed marketplace...

 

[Tiagan]

81. Talking people in circles, and not getting smacked for it!

82. Being a total jackass, and not getting smacked for it!

83. Killing things, and not getting smacked for it!

84. Walking up to a random person and hitting on them, and not getting smacked for it!

85. Having a larger social life with non-existant people than I do with existant people, bringing that up with the existant people, and not getting smacked for it!

86. Knowing a character that is cooler than the player, mentioning that to the player ooc, and not getting smacked for it!

...
I'm begining to notice a trend here...

87. Drinking enough to kill a horse, and juat sort of getting tipsy!

88. Drinking enough to kill a horse, and having no real reprocussions!

89. There is no such thing as "fair play" anymore!

90. Having the ability to emotionally express oneself, have an output for creativity, and be able to interact with like-minded people that you find really are as cool as you hoped they might be.

 

[Ladyshade]

Tehehe

:rofl: @ Jetbomb24 and Tiagan

91. A person can have a monster cold; puffy eyes, nasal drip, sore throat, a fraction of the attention span of a healthy person, unbrushed hair, and a hangnail, and in Character still look stunning in that shimmering floor length gown.

 

[Jetbomb24]

fixed my numbers

94. Having a great boyfriend that you fawn over and who spends hours holding, kissing, and saying I love you to you... and you're a guy...

 

[WizO_Ka'yn]

56..Siani and Ka'yn WiZo action

AWWWWWwwww You like it?

 

[Drindin]

fixed my numbers

94. Having a great boyfriend that you fawn over and who spends hours holding, kissing, and saying I love you to you... and you're a guy...

So I'm not the only one...

 

[Ladyshade]

95. If you really really need to, you can 'phase out' the negative, small minded beings in the room and concentrate on enjoying yourself with all the power your imagination (and those of other people) can supply you. (This can work in real life too, but it's harder to pull off 'not hearing' them in real life situations. Hehehe Hmmm.. I wonder, has anyone seen an "I can't hear you smilie? )

96. Not only can your pet kitty be your best friend,...but now it can also advise you on your love life, offer assistance on the job, and suggest what you should order next from the bar. :ayyyy!:

97. All problems CAN be solved! Wooo hooo! So what if the demon lord of Blahblahoohoo has cursed you with eternal navel lint. SOMEone around here can come up with a fun and fancy way of curing the fuzzy problem, while becoming a life long drinking buddy.

(Edited due to incorrect spelling of 'navel' as naval, which though amusing could have led to an entirely different sort of problem. We all know Demon Lords of Blablahoohoo can curse whatever they darn well please, but it seems entirely unlikely one would curse a single individual with 'Naval lint' unless they frequently spent time at sea. )

98. Demon Lords of Blablahoohoo and other powerful Blablahoohooians..... can curse whoever they darn well please.

 

[lee siu long]

99.) You can finally have the tail/wings/horns/third arm/split personality that you've always wanted! In fact, you can have all of them at once, and still seem normal enough for someone else to share a glass of wine with you!

100.) You get to come to threads like this, and see 100 different reasons why Wizzies is so awesome. And it's all 100% true.

 

[Ladyshade]

101. You can seem to exist on a diet of various chocolate foods and or drinks and not suffer the ill effects of such a habit!

 

[WizO_Ka'yn]

still laughing over Naval lint...:rofl: :rofl: