*Phaeder will immediately stop advancing and hold out his hands in a nonthreatening manner. Since Shal spoke out first, he will remain silent and let the priest speak for them. Besides, his bonded spirit had inexplicably chosen this very moment to distract torment him.*
"Trust it to you to head straight for anything pretty and female in the vicinity," comments Anshul dryly.
"Very funny, brawn, but that wasn't the case and you know it," *growls Phaeder under his breath, while trying to keep what he hoped was a friendly and peaceable expression towards the tree-woman on his face. It wouldn't do for her to think he was irritated by her. After all, she wasn't the one with a mouth on her the size of a rast's maw....*
"Oh? I dare you to deny that you were thinking that this might have been a dryad's tree," the ghost retorts.
"Well, I was wondering about that--" *he starts to murmur.*
"Ha! I knew it!" Anshul crows triumphantly.
"--but I was going to say, before you so rudely interrupted me, that I was hoping that if it was, perhaps she would know more about this place and about the woods in this area. It certainly wasn't my intention to go looking for female companionship! Besides, you know I--" *he continues stiffly in his head, deciding that it was best to try to carry out this little exchange mentally, before anyone could overhear his ferocious mutterings.*
"Then why did the gnolls have to specifically stipulate you don't 'steal their females'? As I recall, your taste in 'women' has always been a little... eclectic," Anshul interrupts again, all cheeky innocence.
"Oh, for Milil's sake, Anshul! I have no idea why the gnolls said that! And I cannot believe you're accusing me approaching this whole expedition like I'm on some kind of... of sex adventure!" *Phaeder protests hotly. The sudden bright flare of his own anger surprises him, for this was no worse than any of Anshul's usual bantering, and he struggles to rein it in before he says something he might regret later.*
"You know, you could blow off all that excess emotion if you'd just get laid once in a while...." the ghost observes cheerfully.
"Arg!! You... you're impossible!" *Phaeder resists the urge to smack himself in the forehead.*