Maglubiyet gets the SHAFT!

[Forrester]

Actually, if anyone here is interesting in running a Humanoids Versus The Elves adventure (where the elves are the baddies, as they should be), drop me a line. I've written a little module (okay, it's not "little" -- it should bring a party from 1st to 5th or 6th level) that I think is pretty cool, and I wouldn't mind someone else doing some playtesting. It's even got Boxed Text, baby!

 

[Darkness]

I find it utterly absurd that they could have temple layouts for some of the Greyhawk deities, when they could have used that extra space to detail more deities. Get rid of Heironeous's and Hextor's temple descriptions, and you've got enough space for Maglubiyet.

Or, better yet, they could trimmed the stat blocks down a bit:

Domain powers, spell-like abilities, divine immunities, and most of the "other powers" are self-explanatory and thus, a waste of space.

 

[The Forsaken One]

Hey Darkness, the super romserating moderator

 

[Darkness]

... romserating ...

I don't get that word...?

 

[Melkor Lord Of ALL!]

Goblinoids, those little, ugly, stinking vermins!
There were nothing more than bunch of pitful slaves in The Shade Empire( which is unfortunately no more), and would have been totally exterminated if my Will had prevailed! But it seems that even Forrester knew how much was his kind worth, didn`t he choose an elven concubine after all( which I have taken from him)?!

 

[The Forsaken One]

Hehehe don't ask how we (me and some friends) got to Romserating

It's a 2 page long story which I got typed out in Dutch by a friend who made it up hehe.

 

[Tonguez]

Goblins unite - remember we do have a saviour amongst us!

Yoda the Mighty Jedi Goblin, Master of the Force and his way cool spin-around-the-light sabre technique

Remember too that this means Goblins made it in to space - Elves and Kobolds did not

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Psychotic Jim]

I always thought of Yoda as more of a degenerate gnome/kobold half-breed than a goblin. Oh well, pretty much the same thing in the end.

 

[Melkor Lord Of ALL!]

Yoda is no match for The Emperor and Power Of The Darkside! This guy couldn`t even detect a Sith Lord who was standing next to him!

 

[Terraism]

Actually, if anyone here is interesting in running a Humanoids Versus The Elves adventure (where the elves are the baddies, as they should be), drop me a line. I've written a little module (okay, it's not "little" -- it should bring a party from 1st to 5th or 6th level) that I think is pretty cool, and I wouldn't mind someone else doing some playtesting. It's even got Boxed Text, baby!

That'd be really interesting, Forrester, though I doubt I'd be much help, since our games occur once every three months or so. Still, if you don't mind, I'd like to take a look - sounds like it'd be more than interesting, and very well done.