Maintaining your secret identity

Clearly the answer is to first preemptively topple your own government, then make sure the new administration knows it was you and you can do it to them too. Then just make an agreement with them to look the other way, not to keep tabs on you and to prevent foreign powers from doing so.

I'm half-joking here...
 

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Based on the wisdom of Benjamin Franklin and Johnathan Swift, the most perfect solution is:

Kill everyone else.

Except for that pesky compulsion to do good.
A thought occurred to me as I made that initial post.

What if…every major extinction on the planet was due to some being who gained extraordinary powers and lost their temper, killing in a fit of blind rage. Then they spent the next few million years trying to atone…until they did it again.

The last time they acted out like this, they reined it in a bit, and only caused The Great Flood.*






* progress is progress!
 

hmmm... with superman like powers, I'd come up with a robot costume in the short term. when I wasn't compulsively saving people I'd dig up some gold, Gems etc, cash them in play the stock market. I could absorb ridicoulous amounts of data and could do trades faster than any supercomputer on earth. ]Eventually I could buy enough money to build out a large organization to help the governments of the world gather data. Then I'd use that data to cover my activities as much as possible and to get a better feel for what's going on in the world. Eventually I'd be superman with a lexcorp industrial complex to leverage for my compulsive do good behavior and to protect me and my loved ones.
 

hmmm... with superman like powers, I'd come up with a robot costume in the short term. when I wasn't compulsively saving people I'd dig up some gold, Gems etc, cash them in play the stock market. I could absorb ridicoulous amounts of data and could do trades faster than any supercomputer on earth. ]Eventually I could buy enough money to build out a large organization to help the governments of the world gather data. Then I'd use that data to cover my activities as much as possible and to get a better feel for what's going on in the world. Eventually I'd be superman with a lexcorp industrial complex to leverage for my compulsive do good behavior and to protect me and my loved ones.
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