Make up some funny quotes!

[kirinke]

Never, ever split the party. Especially if you are in a haunted location, a dungeon or ruined abbey. Hell-fires, just remember. Don't split the party. Don't split the party!
Wally Wabbenacker, gnome rogue and part time bard.

If it looks trapped and you know you can't disarm it, don't fiddle with it.
Wally Wabbenacker, gnome rogue and part time bard.

Playing dice with a priestess of Tymora is always a bad idea.
Wally Wabbenacker, gnome rogue and part time bard.

Irritating a cleric of Glittergold isn't smart. They have nasty senses of humour.
Wally Wabbenacker, gnome rogue and part time bard.

Don't touch the creepy swatch of darkness nimrod. It's probably something icky and hazardous to your health. Naverone Roelhaifar. redeemed demon on dealing with stupid mortals who think spheres of Anilation look neat.

If it gives you the willies, don't touch it.
Naverone Roelhaifar. redeemed demon speaking of the nasty idol the party just found.

Detect evil doesn't always work you know. I wouldn't put much stock in it.
Naverone Roelhaifar. redeemed demon, advising the party paladin who has just found out he's possessing the party cleric against his will

 

[BullMarkOne]

Discussion overheard at Grognard's Halfling School of Adventuring Wisdom, between Frothing Brother Grognard, and a new pupil.

Groggy - "Remember that adage about being faster than the slowest party member, young one?"

Pupil nods, and stares blankly.

Groggy - "Remember you're a halfling with a base 20 move?"

Pupil nods, and stares blankly.

Groggy - "You are the slowest party member."

Pupil drops his chain mail, shield, and sword then dashes off to sign up for Karate.