D&D General Making a Pizza in a Fantasy world.

[MarkB]

I couldn't think of a fantasy meat animal I'd actually want to eat.

most D&D Monsters are disgusting or sapient.

We do have a reasonable selection of dinosaurs. I wonder whether they taste like chicken.

 

[GnomeWorks]

We do have a reasonable selection of dinosaurs. I wonder whether they taste like chicken.

I'd imagine dinosaur would have a similar flavor profile to gator, which is somewhat chicken-like.

 

[Zardnaar]

I couldn't think of a fantasy meat animal I'd actually want to eat.

most D&D Monsters are disgusting or sapient.

Gnomes?

 

[Vaalingrade]

Gnomes?

Those are both!

 

[Zardnaar]

Those are both!

Anyone care or notice though......

 

[Tales and Chronicles]

I dont have regular animals in my games, so axe-beak, various fantasy snakes, frogs and reptiles are pretty common food, with plenty of fishes and bugs to fill the gap. Purple worm larvae are a delicacy and mimic eggs are like tofu; they can immitate the taste of anything. Kruktik or ankheg eggs are also a good source of protein, but egg-hunter is a pretty dangerous job.

 

[Charlaquin]

Oh, also if the avatar didn’t already imply this, here’s my take on the best way to make pizza in D&D:

 

[Vaalingrade]

I am probably misinterpreting this, but I am now inspired to try to make a meatloaf pizza.

 

[Charlaquin]

I am probably misinterpreting this, but I am now inspired to try to make a meatloaf pizza.

The pizza was baked on a lightly flowered scale of a red dragon in place of a pizza stone. The “meatloaf” is a roast of the same dragon’s meat, and the soup is made with its tail meat, along with onion and turnip.

 

[bedir than]

There is no anachronism when you're talking about an alternate universe.

There's no anachronism when you're talking about a dish that was first mentioned by name prior to 1000 CE