Male Gendered Ursidae Hivemind Thread

[Kemrain]

... You mean you didn't see the Jdvn-brand satellite recievers? I control them all.

But.. I do your bidding.. Why can't I control them?! I wanna play with the cloneslaves! I'll topple world powers and get Haagen Daz for us.. It'll be great.. Lemme', c'mon!

- Kemrain the Whiney.

 

[Knight Otu]

The belt would be cooler if it wasn't cursed. It's a 1 time switch, isn't it?

- Kemrain the "That'll Do, but It's Not as Fun!"

I think so, but with a belt factory....

 

[Jdvn1]

My stomach disagrees. S that's why I sisn't feel so well. It's all your fault, Jaydween!

Are you better now, though? You're certainly posting more.

 

[Kemrain]

I think so, but with a belt factory....

Will it work more than once?

And, more importantly, will it improve your looks, or leave you looking as what you'd have looked like as the opposite sex?

- Kemrain the Inquisitive.

 

[Jdvn1]

But.. I do your bidding.. Why can't I control them?! I wanna play with the cloneslaves! I'll topple world powers and get Haagen Daz for us.. It'll be great.. Lemme', c'mon!

- Kemrain the Whiney.

*sigh* You can control... *points* that one.

- Jdvn1 the Pointing at Jdvn64789.52.

 

[Knight Otu]

Yes, but do you have batteries for all those?!

- Kemrain the Dropping Otu's Batteries in a Dirty, Dirty Toilet!

They're not battery-driven. But I heard your nano-factories teleport energy from batteries, and don't take well to wet, dirty batteries...

 

[Kemrain]

*sigh* You can control... *points* that one.

- Jdvn1 the Pointing at Jdvn64789.52.

Whoohoo!

JDiv64789.52! Dance!

Do doo do do doo doo dooo!

- Kemrain the Broken.

 

[Kemrain]

They're not battery-driven. But I heard your nano-factories teleport energy from batteries, and don't take well to wet, dirty batteries...

You heard wrong. Internal cold fusion. Made it in my shop. It's keen.

- Kemrian the Creative.

 

[Knight Otu]

And by the time you're done with those, your body will be entirely taken over by nano-Jdvns! Destroying them would only destroy yourself.

You're assuming they are not ready yet...

 

[Aeson]

But.. I do your bidding.. Why can't I control them?! I wanna play with the cloneslaves! I'll topple world powers and get Haagen Daz for us.. It'll be great.. Lemme', c'mon!

- Kemrain the Whiney.

Thats why, because you have no self control. I on the other hand have full control of the clones. You build them and I control them. Thats how it works.