Male Gendered Ursidae Hivemind Thread

[Knight Otu]

Don't we all?

The sex-swapping talk is petering out.. Bad! What other ways are there in RPG's? C'mon, Rysti, you gotta know more!

- Kemrain the Desperate.

Well, there's the ever-popular Belt of Masculinity/Femininity. Elan the Bard. of OOTS fame has swiped one. Rumor has it that it would not affect Varsuuvius.

 

[Jdvn1]

Yes! And they shall be my army eternally, as I have bribed them with snacks and cool upgrades and more snacks!

- Kemrain the Irken-Minded.

But they have the same mind I do. You have to bribe me, and I haven't seen any snacks.

 

[Kemrain]

I think I left a big cluster of nano-factories in your body, Otu. Seemed a safe place to store them, given your anti-propensity for self-destructon. That and the rent was SO cheap...

- Kemrain the Frugal.

Aww, the other thread is closed. I was gonna post "Last word game. I win!" to it.

- Kemrain the Troublemaker.

 

[Jdvn1]

I officially grant permission for that. Just hand me your Superneutral License and the position of all clones and clone factories, and it's done.

I... think I'm starting to see a flaw in this...

 

[Kemrain]

Well, there's the ever-popular Belt of Masculinity/Femininity. Elan the Bard. of OOTS fame has swiped one. Rumor has it that it would not affect Varsuuvius.

Varsuvious already played with a Belt of Ambiguity, eh? Fun toys.

- Kemrain the Amused.

 

[Knight Otu]

I think I left a big cluster of nano-factories in your body, Otu. Seemed a safe place to store them, given your anti-propensity for self-destructon. That and the rent was SO cheap...

- Kemrain the Frugal.

I wondered where that fat came from. All those digested Jdvn clones... ewwww

 

[Jdvn1]

*activates Nano-Destructo-Mat*

That only takes care of some of the factories, though, and the Nano-Destructo-Mat is still in prototype stage. It isn't working.

 

[Kemrain]

But they have the same mind I do. You have to bribe me, and I haven't seen any snacks.

No way! they have their own minds. They're their own persons! They're all individuals!

They're just identical and under my control. Then again, I serve you, my master!

- Kemrain the Underling.

 

[Knight Otu]

I... think I'm starting to see a flaw in this...

There is no flaw. [/jedi]

 

[Jdvn1]

Aww, the other thread is closed. I was gonna post "Last word game. I win!" to it.

- Kemrain the Troublemaker.

Nope, I win.