Male Gendered Ursidae Hivemind Thread

[Kemrain]

Well, there's the ever-popular Belt of Masculinity/Femininity. Elan the Bard. of OOTS fame has swiped one. Rumor has it that it would not affect Varsuuvius.

The belt would be cooler if it wasn't cursed. It's a 1 time switch, isn't it?

- Kemrain the "That'll Do, but It's Not as Fun!"

 

[Jdvn1]

I wondered where that fat came from. All those digested Jdvn clones... ewwww

They're tasty!

 

[Kemrain]

Nope, I win.

[Otu]Dang you, Jaydween! Dang you to heck![/Otu]

- Kemrain the Channeler.

 

[Knight Otu]

That only takes care of some of the factories, though, and the Nano-Destructo-Mat is still in prototype stage. It isn't working.

No matter. I still have the Nano-Dissoluto-Mat, the Nano-Disintegrato-Mat, blah, blah, blah....

 

[Kemrain]

They're tasty!

Mmm! Real JDiv!

- Kemrain the ADoMeriffic.

 

[Jdvn1]

No way! they have their own minds. They're their own persons! They're all individuals!

They're just identical and under my control. Then again, I serve you, my master!

- Kemrain the Underling.

... You mean you didn't see the Jdvn-brand satellite recievers? I control them all.

 

[Jdvn1]

There is no flaw. [/jedi]

... You're saying I'm perfect? Why, thank you!

- Jdvn1 the Ignoring Context.

 

[Kemrain]

No matter. I still have the Nano-Dissoluto-Mat, the Nano-Disintegrato-Mat, blah, blah, blah....

Yes, but do you have batteries for all those?!

- Kemrain the Dropping Otu's Batteries in a Dirty, Dirty Toilet!

 

[Knight Otu]

They're tasty!

My stomach disagrees. S that's why I sisn't feel so well. It's all your fault, Jaydween!

 

[Jdvn1]

No matter. I still have the Nano-Dissoluto-Mat, the Nano-Disintegrato-Mat, blah, blah, blah....

And by the time you're done with those, your body will be entirely taken over by nano-Jdvns! Destroying them would only destroy yourself.