Male Gendered Ursidae Hivemind Thread

[Kemrain]

Oh No! More Jaydween Clones!

*Goes off to destroy all cloning factories*

You can't destroy all the clone factories, I've made nano-factories that create and assemble small parts into fully formed JDiv's. It looks like spontaneous generation! I'm so clever...

- Kemrain the Clever. And Modest, Too.

 

[Kemrain]

Can't I just restart Jdvn1?

Sorry, if you did that, you'd have to reture your postcount. And by retire I mean give it to me. And by postcount, I mean... Uh.. Your postcount.

I got nothing.

- Kemrain the So Ashamed.

 

[Jdvn1]

Oh No! More Jaydween Clones!

*Goes off to destroy all cloning factories*

The clones will never stop. They've learned to create their own clones, even.

There are too many to stop, it's too late.

 

[Jdvn1]

You can't destroy all the clone factories, I've made nano-factories that create and assemble small parts into fully formed JDiv's. It looks like spontaneous generation! I'm so clever...

- Kemrain the Clever. And Modest, Too.

Ah, I love technology.

 

[Kemrain]

The clones will never stop. They've learned to create their own clones, even.

There are too many to stop, it's too late.

Yes! And they shall be my army eternally, as I have bribed them with snacks and cool upgrades and more snacks!

- Kemrain the Irken-Minded.

 

[Jdvn1]

Sorry, if you did that, you'd have to reture your postcount. And by retire I mean give it to me. And by postcount, I mean... Uh.. Your postcount.

I got nothing.

- Kemrain the So Ashamed.

But if I started Jdvn2, I'd also have to start a new postcount.

 

[Knight Otu]

Can't I just restart Jdvn1?

I officially grant permission for that. Just hand me your Superneutral License and the position of all clones and clone factories, and it's done.

 

[Kemrain]

Ah, I love technology.

Don't we all?

The sex-swapping talk is petering out.. Bad! What other ways are there in RPG's? C'mon, Rysti, you gotta know more!

- Kemrain the Desperate.

 

[Knight Otu]

You can't destroy all the clone factories, I've made nano-factories that create and assemble small parts into fully formed JDiv's. It looks like spontaneous generation! I'm so clever...

- Kemrain the Clever. And Modest, Too.

*activates Nano-Destructo-Mat*

 

[Kemrain]

I officially grant permission for that. Just hand me your Superneutral License and the position of all clones and clone factories, and it's done.

I think I left a big cluster of nano-factories in your body, Otu. Seemed a safe place to store them, given your anti-propensity for self-destructon. That and the rent was SO cheap...

- Kemrain the Frugal.