Male Gendered Ursidae Hivemind Thread

[Kemrain]

Who's the official officiator?

Um.. Uh... You! JDiv, the Official Officiator, Officially Officiating Official Officials, Superneutral, Kemrain's Hero, and All 'Round Neato Dude.

- Kemrain the Suckup.

 

[Jdvn1]

I'm generally not a big fan of DMs appearing as characters in a game they're DMing, much less with powers like this. Just not my cup of tea, is all. YMMV and if so, more power to you.

Hm. Unless it's a real-world supers game or something, maybe, but probably not.

Well, I guess that's a good point. I'd prefer the GM to ask me, first, if it's okay. When a GM messes with someone's character, that takes away player choice, which is a big no-no.

 

[Rystil Arden]

Ok, that bombed.

So, given that these threads are gendered, I figure we can have fun with that. Since the Driad thng came up last thread, I was wondering what other sorts of ways we have in RPG's to alter someone's sex.

- Kemrain the Interested.

Well, I've probably used them all some time or another. The simplest and most insidious is to use a reincarnation table that includes Nymph and Dryad. Then, when the male PC rolls it, Bam!

 

[Jdvn1]

Um.. Uh... You! JDiv, the Official Officiator, Superneutral, Kemrain's Hero, and All 'Round Neato Dude.

- Kemrain the Suckup.

And Druid?

Maybe this is too many titles? I should start anew with just Jdvn1.

 

[Kemrain]

And Druid?

Maybe this is too many titles? I should start anew with just Jdvn1.

Jdvn2, you mean? If you're starting new, you need to change your rev number.

Or would it be Jdvn1.1?

- Kemrain the Amused.

 

[Aeson]

Happened to another character of mine, though that one was the point of the game. Solo kinda dirty game with me and my boyfriend. I won't go too much farther into it.

- Kemrain the Se7en!

Were you turned in to a boy or a girl?

 

[Kemrain]

Well, I've probably used them all some time or another. The simplest and most insidious is to use a reincarnation table that includes Nymph and Dryad. Then, when the male PC rolls it, Bam!

"Of all the things to be reincarnated as, it had to be a nymph. Why a nymph?! I'll never live this down! The guys at the bar will all laugh at me, and pinch my ass, and hit on me, and eerything. This blows! They haven't even invented Ben and Jerry's yet.. Man this blows..."

I could see how that might ruin someone's day.

- Kemrain the Very Amused.

 

[Kemrain]

Were you turned in to a boy or a girl?

From a male to a girl. From a girl to a succubus. Fun game, but not very grandma-safe.

- Kemrain the Fearer of the Rabid Death Gramdma!

 

[Knight Otu]

Jdvn2, you mean? If you're starting new, you need to change your rev number.

Or would it be Jdvn1.1?

- Kemrain the Amused.

Oh No! More Jaydween Clones!

*Goes off to destroy all cloning factories*

 

[Jdvn1]

Jdvn2, you mean? If you're starting new, you need to change your rev number.

Or would it be Jdvn1.1?

- Kemrain the Amused.

Can't I just restart Jdvn1?