Male Gendered Ursidae Hivemind Thread

[Angel Tarragon]

They can be a tough audience. Unless you really know what you're doing, most jokes will, at most, elicit only a groan from them.

Or a bony cackle that resonates of stone walls.

 

[Jdvn1]

So do mine. I stink at telling jokes. Even sheep jokes.

... Pardon me while I go into my mantra.

Don't ask people about sheep jokes, don't ask people about sheep jokes...

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Secret admirer?

Just as long as it isn't Wacko Jacko.... He'd get smited if I didn't think he'd get a Thriller off it.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

... Pardon me while I go into my mantra.

Don't ask people about sheep jokes, don't ask people about sheep jokes...

Parody song: "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep"

 

[Aeson]

And they didn't think that was funny?! That's comedy genious!

No, one of the other players seemed to get a little pissy when I didn't reveal my character was 4th level until after it was over.

 

[Jdvn1]

I think that went into the realm of OOG content there... as the game had ground to a halt by that point.

I'm going to take that as a good thing, though...

 

[Angel Tarragon]

... Pardon me while I go into my mantra.

Don't ask people about sheep jokes, don't ask people about sheep jokes...

What are these shhep jokes? Dirty deeds done with sheep? (Love that Weird Al song)

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I'm going to take that as a good thing, though...

Yup. The mental image of a certain part of a guy's anatomy in a keyhole was more than one needed to imagine...

 

[Darth K'Trava]

No, one of the other players seemed to get a little pissy when I didn't reveal my character was 4th level until after it was over.

Yeesh. Unless they were 2nd level, it shouldn't have been a big deal.

 

[Jdvn1]

Parody song: "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep"

What, like, shoveling manure?