Male Gendered Ursidae Hivemind Thread

[Darkness]

But zombies don't take jokes very well.

They can be a tough audience. Unless you really know what you're doing, most jokes will, at most, elicit only a groan from them.

 

[Aeson]

Ambiguous things?

Oh yeah.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Not in my game last month. My 4th level cleric opened a door to a room full of zombies and turned them all to dust. It was cool.

It's nice when a cleric can do that... but it's harder the higher level the cleric and also higher the hit dice on the undead....

I had my cleric bash one dracolich into dust with her new "nifty" gauntlet her deity granted her.... after missing it on the first whack... she wasn't used to hitting with a fist, being used to that 5-6ft of greatsword she usually used... (it went flying during the fight!)

 

[Jdvn1]

Not in my game last month. My 4th level cleric opened a door to a room full of zombies and turned them all to dust. It was cool.

And they didn't think that was funny?! That's comedy genious!

 

[Darth K'Trava]

They can be a tough audience. Unless you really know what you're doing, most jokes will, at most, elicit only a groan from them.

The only thing that should do that are well-done puns.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

And they didn't think that was funny?! That's comedy genious!

It's only fun when the bad guy tells the cleric to join him or die and she flips him off. (another of my cleric's "antics")

 

[Angel Tarragon]

But zombies don't take jokes very well.

I' wouldn't come back as a zombie, but as an Eletum. How do I know? I can see into the future!

 

[Jdvn1]

They can be a tough audience. Unless you really know what you're doing, most jokes will, at most, elicit only a groan from them.

Well, lots of my jokes do that anyway.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Well, lots of my jokes do that anyway.

So do mine. I stink at telling jokes. Even sheep jokes.

 

[Jdvn1]

"Why does it always feel like somebody's watching me?"

Secret admirer?