Male Gendered Ursidae Hivemind Thread

[Angel Tarragon]

I'm going to take that as a good thing, though...

There are two sides to every coin. Three coins in a fountain....Each one seeking happiness...

 

[Jdvn1]

No, one of the other players seemed to get a little pissy when I didn't reveal my character was 4th level until after it was over.

"Am I 4th level in character or out of character? Well, stop asking me."

 

[Jdvn1]

Yup. The mental image of a certain part of a guy's anatomy in a keyhole was more than one needed to imagine...

Hey, I didn't say LARP it!

 

[Darth K'Trava]

What are these shhep jokes? Dirty deeds done with sheep? (Love that Weird Al song)

They involve a friend of mine's cleric of Pelor and sheep. And then there's the bit on the altar with a female cleric of Pelor who was his "subordinate" in this small town our party was in one time.... and a female fire giantess, and a female drow who talks to him on a regular basis.... jeez, this guy gets around....!!!


And then claims he's still virginal....

I call liar on him!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Yup. The mental image of a certain part of a guy's anatomy in a keyhole was more than one needed to imagine...

That reminds of a strip of Zogonia.....great stuff.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Hey, I didn't say LARP it!

We don't LARP. 'Tis bad for our health and sanity!

 

[Jdvn1]

They involve a friend of mine's cleric of Pelor and sheep. And then there's the bit on the altar with a female cleric of Pelor who was his "subordinate" in this small town our party was in one time.... and a female fire giantess, and a female drow who talks to him on a regular basis.... jeez, this guy gets around....!!!


And then claims he's still virginal....

I call liar on him!

Why did someone have to ask?

 

[Jdvn1]

We don't LARP. 'Tis bad for our health and sanity!

And probably for sheep. At least, PETA wouldn't be happy.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

That reminds of a strip of Zogonia.....great stuff.

Sounds more like those guys out of Spaceballs. The guys "combing the desert". Literally. With HUGE ACE combs...

 

[Aeson]

Yeesh. Unless they were 2nd level, it shouldn't have been a big deal.

A mix of second and third.

I am the usual DM but I took a break while I wait for The Shackled City Hardcover book. The temp DM told me I could make my character 4th level. I didn't want to reveal it because I didn't want to piss the others off.