Man beats Peacock he said was vampire

[Agamon]

Still peapire is better than...the alternative

Honestly, who's the moron that named the peacock anyway?

 

[GlassJaw]

All joking aside, I can't imagine being a witness to this incident. Seeing someone beat this bird with their bare hands would have been extremely disturbing.

 

[Merkuri]

Honestly, who's the moron that named the peacock anyway?

Probably the same person who decided that a cross between a cocker spaniel and a poodle was called a "cockapoo" (my parents have one).

 

[Glyfair]

This line in the article caught my attention.

Charmed employees were feeding him bread when the man appeared.

The employees were charmed. So it really was a vampire!

 

[horacethegrey]

See, this news proves without a shadow of a doubt that there are some extremely f***ed up people in the world. :\

Peacock = Vampire? Who the hell comes to that conclusion?

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

But if the employees were charmed why didn't they protect their beloved fowl vampiric master?

Why is it that cities seem to attract large numbers of the truly mentally screwed up? Clearly somebody has not received the proper scrutiny of Darwin, but I hear he's overworked these days.

 

[Lackhand]

Why is it that cities seem to attract large numbers of the truly mentally screwed up? Clearly somebody has not received the proper scrutiny of Darwin, but I hear he's overworked these days.

Mostly because cities attract large numbers of people, and so either
1) statistically, more crazies, and more crazies-per-capita too since there's the infrastructure to support institutions (of any sort!),
2) hell is other people, and thus cities make you mad (explains me!),
3) The Dark Masters cluster around large sources of prey, picking and choosing their choice morsels of dream fragments, though shards, and motes of cohesion, leaving disassembled shambles behind to walk the streets, grim harbingers of the rising tide! Be warned, before it's too late! Look to the Sea, watch Them rise!

Or something. My money's on 3, personally.

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

Mostly because cities attract large numbers of people, and so either
1) statistically, more crazies, and more crazies-per-capita too since there's the infrastructure to support institutions (of any sort!),
2) hell is other people, and thus cities make you mad (explains me!),
3) The Dark Masters cluster around large sources of prey, picking and choosing their choice morsels of dream fragments, though shards, and motes of cohesion, leaving disassembled shambles behind to walk the streets, grim harbingers of the rising tide! Be warned, before it's too late! Look to the Sea, watch Them rise!

Or something. My money's on 3, personally.

Really its the population density and support infrastructure, people were never meant to form communities that large. So many people crammed into so small a space does make people go crazy because it's utterly unnatural. In rural areas you see far fewer so insane they can't function in society because their isn't really any support structure beyond family which has very limited resources.

But the Dark Masters probably have something to do with it. they're behind everything you know

 

[Dog Moon]

Awesome.

DM: O nos, it's a flock of dreaded peapires!!"
Players: ROTFLMAO!!!
DM: Everyone take 2 negative levels as they swarm you.
Players: .....

Hehe.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Still peapire is better than...the alternative

How is Peapire better than Vamcock?