Or you could just make pornographic illusions.
Or summon succubi.
Speaking of hot sorceresses...
[sblock=Mei-Ying]Name: Mei-Ying
Race: Human
Class: Monk 1 / Sorc 5 / Fatespinner 4 / Divine Oracle 10
Align: Lawful Good
Exp:
Desc: Mei-Ying is a tall, stately woman of slim build and exotic features
Str 9 -1 1
Dex 14 +2 6
Con 14 +2 6
Int 10 +0 2
Wis 12 +1 4
CHa 22 +6 13
HP 19d4+8+40
Init +2
Move: 30'
BAB +9
Melee +8
Ranged +11
Grapple +12
AC 23 (10 + 2 dex + 1 monk + 6 cha, +4 armor), 19 touch, 23 flatfooted
Will +18
Reflex +9
Fort +9
Race Abilities
Bonus Feat
Bonus skill points
Class Abilities
Improved Unarmed Attack
Improved Grapple
Flurry of Blows
Metamagic Specialist (PHB2 Variant Class Ability)
Spin Fate (can apply spin to spell DC)
Fickle Finger of Fate (cause other to reroll any roll as immed action)
Spin Destiny (can apply spin to saves or skill checks)
Deny Fate (autostabilize 1/day)
Resist Fate (reroll any 1 roll /day for self)
Oracle Domain Access
Scry Bonus (+1 DC)
Prescient Sense (Evasion)
Trap Sense +3
Divination Enhancement
Improved Uncanny Dodge
Immune to Surprise
Feats
1 Education
1 Eschew Materials
3 Skill Focus: Knowledge Religion
6 Ascetic Mage
9 Empower Spell
12 Quicken Spell
15
18 Extra Spell: Greater Teleport
Skills
Profession (Gambler) (Wis) +6 (5 ranks + 1 Wis)
Spell Slots (Caster level: 19, base DC = 16)
0 6/6, 1 - 8/8, 2 - 8/8, 3 - 8/8, 4 - 8/8, 5 - 6/6, 6 - 4/4
Known
0 Detect Magic, Mage Hand, Light, Mending, Message, Prestidigitation
1 Shield, Magic Missile, True Casting, Mage Armor, Fists of Stone
2 Scorching Ray, Baleful Transposition, Glitterdust, Darkvision, Dimension Hop
3 Spellcaster's Bane, Divination, Dragonskin, ?
4 Heart of Earth, Ennervation, Orb of Force, Voice of the Dragon
5 Telekinesis, Greater Blink, ?, Commune
6 Greater Heroism, Dream Casting, Disintegrate
7 Spell Turning, Elemental Body, Radiant Assault, Greater Teleport
8 Moment of Precience, Polymorph Any Object, Greater Arcane Fusion
9 Reaving Dispel, Summon Monster IX
Equipment
Money:
Weapon
Unarmed, +5 to hit, 1d6-1 dmg
Armor
Noble's Clothing, 75[/sblock]
Specifics to follow, but since I'm almost done picking spells, I thought I'd see what people thought. Right now, the main thing I'm considering is switching Greater Teleport with Greater Scrying (since I get a nice DC boost) and then using that last 5th level pick for reg'lar Teleport...
Suggestions? Also, that last feat slot...I have ideas, but I thought I'd see if people had notions about what would be especially cool.
Hopefully Mei won't tread on anyone's feet...I know Jemal has a Loremaster who also has plenty of divinations, but Mei's access to the Oracle Domain gives her spells otherwise hard to come by in an arcane campaign. I figured that would help.
Edit - Hee! No. As a rule I do not anger easily, and will let you know if it occurs.
