DM with a vengence
First Post
My first character ever was Kuun-lan the Elven Ranger. We had gone through a short dungeon fighting drow and picked up a magical sword that gained more bonuses if you, uh, stroked it, although if you stroked it too hard it would lose all of its abilities and go floppy. (This is what you get when you play with perverted high school students.) Then we got teleported to the distant past, where I befriended a Velociraptor to use as a mount.
"You see a raptor looking at you, it looks friendly."
"I attempt not to antagonize it."
"It walks up to you and nuzzles you, maybe you could ride it."
"I don't think so, I have no ranks in Animal Empathy, Handle Animal, or Ride."
"You're a Ranger, you can ride it."
I gave in at that point, and went scouting with my new raptor buddy. I spotted an Ogre guarding a cave, so I snuck up to him and tried to hit him with my bow. I missed, and in the interest of RolePlaying decided to curse in Orcish. The DM decided the Ogre heard me and threw his spear at me. It hit me in the cest dealing 20 odd points of damage and killing my 3rd level 11 Con Ranger in one hit.
In short, roleplay screwed me over, so my next character was a munchkin assassin PvP Ftr/Rog with two 18s, three 16s, and a 14. To the best of my knowledge he is still wandering around Feudal Japan killing stuff with his kewl abilities.
"You see a raptor looking at you, it looks friendly."
"I attempt not to antagonize it."
"It walks up to you and nuzzles you, maybe you could ride it."
"I don't think so, I have no ranks in Animal Empathy, Handle Animal, or Ride."
"You're a Ranger, you can ride it."
I gave in at that point, and went scouting with my new raptor buddy. I spotted an Ogre guarding a cave, so I snuck up to him and tried to hit him with my bow. I missed, and in the interest of RolePlaying decided to curse in Orcish. The DM decided the Ogre heard me and threw his spear at me. It hit me in the cest dealing 20 odd points of damage and killing my 3rd level 11 Con Ranger in one hit.
In short, roleplay screwed me over, so my next character was a munchkin assassin PvP Ftr/Rog with two 18s, three 16s, and a 14. To the best of my knowledge he is still wandering around Feudal Japan killing stuff with his kewl abilities.