Mearls has got the books!

[el-remmen]

He mentions it with a tone of awe in a very brief blog post

 

[Kzach]

So, what's the plan?

Hunt him down, pin him to the ground and tickle him until he reveals the location?

Or just kill him and steal his stuff?

 

[Irda Ranger]

Or just kill him and steal his stuff?

This. It's tradition.

 

[Khaim]

This. It's tradition.

Indeed it is.

And since we don't have the books, we can scry-port-kill. For the last time. It's what he would have wanted...

 

[Thasmodious]

It's what he would have wanted...

Yes. Yes I believe it is.

 

[Torchlyte]

Well, that's not fair. I preordered, I should get mine first.

Actually I didn't... but I'm going to. Sometime.

 

[Sphyre]

Or just kill him and steal his stuff?

It's like trick or treat, but all treats!

 

[SSquirrel]

It's like trick or treat, but all treats!

Do you have a lair?

I swear I'm going to be quoted this video for years

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Indeed it is.

And since we don't have the books, we can scry-port-kill. For the last time. It's what he would have wanted...

I'd like to help out with zero-ing on his location by using a sample of his skin, but my restraining order bans me from sharing my illegally-obtained material for criminal ends.

 

[LostInTheMists]

Or just kill him and steal his stuff?

Oh, great. We're going to hunt him down, probably wait in ambush for him, take him out, and then loot his body for the books?

I knew it!

4e is too much like WoW!