*happily scrolls along, ignoring the unfortunate masses cries for updates from months long past as he smiles, knowing he has many pages of story left to read through, when suddenly.....WHAMMO! Page 25 comes to a screeching halt.
Noticing the massive roadblock ahead, "dedicated reader" frantically searches for a way around the barrier, to the sweet, sweet bliss of page 26 and more updates...they have to be there. They just have to! Finally, after scraping his fingers down to bloody nubs on the impenetrable cyber barrier, "dedicated reader" hangs his head in defeat.
Now it is all he can do to muster the strength of will to crawl forth from underneath his computer desk, unwrapping himself from the fetal position only to take a hope-filled peek at the silent thread. *

Seriously though, great stuff.