Members of the Hivemind Academy - The Envelope Please....

[orchid blossom]

you have a lot of those facts wrong (except for the part about KidC), but I'm just going to keep my mouth shut and say thank you.

Thank you.

I don't know, sounded pretty accurate to me.

Have a good day everyone, I'm off to work!

 

[DrZombie]

Eeeuhm, is this like a club members post only? Do you have to know the secret handshake or something? If it helps, I've got a stuffed moose around here somewhere, and a rubber chicken.

 

[ASH]

Eeeuhm, is this like a club members post only? Do you have to know the secret handshake or something? If it helps, I've got a stuffed moose around here somewhere, and a rubber chicken.

I am pretty sure that you dont have to be a member to be part of the hive. So just hang out in this thread and post your day to day comments and comment others day to day comments.. we are all friendly...

 

[DrZombie]

I am pretty sure that you dont have to be a member to be part of the hive. So just hang out in this thread and post your day to day comments and comment others day to day comments.. we are all friendly...

Can my rubber chicken post as well?

 

[ASH]

Yes the rubber chicken can post as well, but HE has to do the Chicken dance first with Eric's Grandma.... (my grandma loves the chicken dance)!

 

[DrZombie]

Yes the rubber chicken can post as well, but HE has to do the Chicken dance first with Eric's Grandma.... (my grandma loves the chicken dance)!

Is that the double-crossover-double-twirl chicken dance or the single-crossover-double-twirl-tripple-tap chicken dance? (he doesn't wanna make a fool of himself in front of Eric's grandma)

 

[ASH]

What ever he is more comfortable with. We want him to feel welcome.

 

[Queenie]

I have a chicken story but it is a bit shocking.. so you are warned..

My father grew up as the youngest of 13 in Queens. As you can imagine they were very poor. They had a patch of lawn in the back of their flat where they grew some food. My grandfather was very old fashioned Italian right off the ship.

Anyway, they got this chicken (you can see where this is going I think). The kids were so excited because now they had a pet. They named it and petted it and loved it until one day they came home and it was on the table for dinner. Of course, the kids refused to eat their pet, and my Grandfather was very confused and was heard saying "Damn American Kids..."

True story.

 

[ASH]

I have a chicken story but it is a bit shocking.. so you are warned..

My father grew up as the youngest of 13 in Queens. As you can imagine they were very poor. They had a patch of lawn in the back of their flat where they grew some food. My grandfather was very old fashioned Italian right off the ship.

Anyway, they got this chicken (you can see where this is going I think). The kids were so excited because now they had a pet. They named it and petted it and loved it until one day they came home and it was on the table for dinner. Of course, the kids refused to eat their pet, and my Grandfather was very confused and was heard saying "Damn American Kids..."

True story.

I have a similar story about Chickens. Growing up we raised a few chickens on the farm and it was always my job to clean the coop and take care of the baby chicks. Of course they grew up and we had to kill them.. IT sucked. But the thing that sucked more was when we cut the heads off they really did run around... One even tried to fly.
Funniest sight of my life.. Headless flying chicken..

 

[Queenie]

Yeah, that must really have stunk