Members of the Hivemind Academy - The Envelope Please....

[ASH]

It did!

 

[Queenie]

Is it me or are these boards really slow?

 

[hong]

I have a similar story about Chickens. Growing up we raised a few chickens on the farm and it was always my job to clean the coop and take care of the baby chicks. Of course they grew up and we had to kill them.. IT sucked. But the thing that sucked more was when we cut the heads off they really did run around... One even tried to fly.
Funniest sight of my life.. Headless flying chicken..

I must point out, regardless of the context, that "The Headless Flying Chickens" would make an excellent name for a rock band.

 

[ASH]

Or "Syncronized Cannonballs"

 

[Crothian]

Maniac

"He was a quiet man, kept to himself mostly..."

 

[DrZombie]

That's it, now you've done it.

Total emotional breakdown of my rubber chicken. You cruel, heartless people.
He won't be able to sleep all night now.

 

[Crothian]

Observatory

"Professor, every time I look through the telescope that one star seems to be getting closer. That's not right, is it?"

 

[AGGEMAM]

'Sure it is, I always wanted to meet Tom Cruise in person'

 

[Crothian]

Dead Battery

"Engine's gone"

"You can fix it though, right?"

"No, I mean it's GONE. As in no longer present."

 

[orchid blossom]

Afternoon Hive, how's everyone today?