[Meta-Troll]

[James Heard]

Wonders what a paladin would do in this situation.

Argues that a paladin wouldn't. Declares a land war in Asia. Makes a long-winded anecdote about several paladins he's played. Snipes at VtM players and LARPers. Calls the person who admitted bedwetting names. Muses about what his aforementioned paladins would do with an elf. Rest of message is editted away by moderators before anyone really gets a chance to read it.

 

[Ilium]

Marvels at the length of a thread that discusses nothing.

 

[Dragonbait]

Is surprised that in no one has posted the traditional response to a troll post:

 

[Swedish Chef]

Is surprised that in no one has posted the traditional response to a troll post:

Denounces the imagery in the above post and loudly proclaims himself to be above feeding trolls.

Then posts a diatribe about how DragonLance should be made the new core setting for 4th Ed.

 

[James Heard]

Denounces the imagery in the above posts as blatant copyright violation, internet piracy, real piracy, and an example of how teenage girls are raping the food from his grandmother's mouth. Says that he really enjoyed the Dragonlance novels, and hopes they translate well to the film version which he suggests should feature Raistlin played by Billy Dee Williams. Wonders what the people complaining about meta-troll are smoking.

 

[Slife]

Marvels at the length of a thread that discusses nothing.

QWALATNU

 

[MavrickWeirdo]

Taunts Nifft that he didn't get the first post on page six - for spite

 

[fanboy2000]

Let's see what this thread is about.........

Comes in late, reads half the thread, skips to the flaming, and then posts nothing of value.

 

[MavrickWeirdo]

Bitterly rants that posts like these are exactly what takes the magic out of gaming and pines for the "old days" when magic-users and elves (the class) ruled the roost and no one knew how to kill a troll.

Angrily states that I am leaving gaming as a result.

You forgot to mention "Sense of Wonder"

 

[Shayuri]

*realizes with horror that not even the Death Star can kill a troll*