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[Slife]

Makes post claiming that one fantasy author's political views are inherently superior to another fantasy author's political views, but tries to obscure references to politics by linking to an article where a third fantasy author bashes one of the first two in a ranting ideological tirade. Claims that anyone who doesn't immediately agree is a liar, a fool, a fanboi, a nazi, or hasn't read any of the authors in questions. Reports other random posts to the moderators for no apparent reason.

Ones up by quoting a mystery novel writer who bashes fantasy. Garners supporting quotes from science fiction writers, at least one of which is horribly out of context.


Adds a neutral emotion so people don't know if I'm joking :\

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Posts a complete non-sequitur...followed by an incomplete non-sequitur.

 

[DarkKestral]

Uses Dannyalcatraz's nonsequiturs to fashion a post that contains references to 5 different literary works while managing to completely misunderstand all of them, then use them as backup for a poorly worded and even more poorly conceived means of insulting RPG playing, the ENWorld forums, and previous posters in no particular order.

Then goes ahead and deletes all of it and simply makes a one line statement designed to infer that the entire basis of D&D play is somehow wrong, and afterwords puts the word "Discuss," as if it would, in fact, spark a meaningful, non-trollish, discussion.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Reading the post before editing, posts a response correcting the misunderstandings, but also adding misunderstandings, due to extreme sleep deprivation.

Then posts a loooong post that provides further evidence of sleep deprivation by devolving inatseld toxv tlwer squirrel. Psxleatr poot, tub 3wlxlin. T$asg ooat: http://djraregems.com/

Or:

5,000 Years before Jesus Christ was stoned to death by jealous Scientologists, Walken began writing the first books of the Bible. These Books later became the screenplay to the greatest film trilogy of all time: Lord of the Rings. In The Bible, Walken explains how Earth was created, how human beings should behave while they are alive, and how to make Five Million Dollars in Just Six Easy Steps. He may or may not have been Pontius Pilate.

His latest book is entitled "How I Keep My Hair."
( http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Walken )

Dig?

 

[Imruphel]

In a completely logic-less segue (oops, this is the internet... segway), links the previous post as being an argument in support of the Book of Erotic Fantasy and thus berates the previous poster for supporting the Book of Elf Pr0n.

Awaits the arrival of the Champion of the Book of Elf Pr0n who will appear to defend its, ahem, virtues....

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Posts a recipe for Champagne "Elf" Prawns- more slender, prettier, and drunker than regular prawns.

 

[Tolen Mar]

Posts only to boost post count.

And to ask why sleeping Trolls can't lie?

 

[Slife]

Posts only to boost post count.

And to ask why sleeping Trolls can't lie?

Reminds about the %liar on trolls.

 

[Halivar]

QFT.

QFT

 

[Cedric]

This lengthy, intelligent discourse and unified community agreement makes it clear to me.

Monks can take INA.