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[Silver Moon]

Is highly offended that my last attempt at trolling was totally ignored. Decide to pull out all the stops with a long post that buried within it states:

1. Star Wars Episode II was the best of the six Star Wars films.
2. D20 Modern should be scrapped in favor of GURPS.
3. Mountain Dew should be eliminated.
4. The current Battlestar Galactica is just a poorly conceived knockoff of the far superior Space 1999.
5. Gamers are secretly worshipped by all supermodels.

 

[Tolen Mar]

Is highly offended that my last attempt at trolling was totally ignored. Decide to pull out all the stops with a long post that buried within it states:

1. Star Wars Episode II was the best of the six Star Wars films.
2. D20 Modern should be scrapped in favor of GURPS.
3. Mountain Dew should be eliminated.
4. The current Battlestar Galactica is just a poorly conceived knockoff of the far superior Space 1999.
5. Gamers are secretly worshipped by all supermodels.

1. Umm...no.
2. Absolutely
3. Absolutely
4. Absolutely
5. Abso...wait, what?

 

[Slife]

Is highly offended that my last attempt at trolling was totally ignored. Decide to pull out all the stops with a long post that buried within it states:

1. Star Wars Episode II was the best of the six Star Wars films.
2. D20 Modern should be scrapped in favor of GURPS.
3. Mountain Dew should be eliminated.
4. The current Battlestar Galactica is just a poorly conceived knockoff of the far superior Space 1999.
5. Gamers are secretly worshipped by all supermodels.

*Interprets episode II as episode V. Hilarity ensues.*

 

[Joshua Randall]

This lengthy, intelligent discourse and unified community agreement makes it clear to me.

Monks can take INA.

Sheer. Genius.

 

[mythusmage]

Posts a long, disconnected, rambling, and incoherent rant that does nothing to prove that D&D 3.5 is really a fantasy heartbreaker ripping off the 1973 original original.

 

[Silver Moon]

*Interprets episode II as episode V. Hilarity ensues.*

Corrects poster pointing out that by Episode II the referece was towards the more recent film.

Goes off onto a tangent about how for my son's Cub Scout Blue&Gold banquet his Den did a Star Wars skit. Each kid was to bring his own Star Wars costume, and of the seven boys we wound up with two Darth Vaders and another two Anakin Skywalker's. When asked to explain that incongruity the Den Leader said, "Hey, it's Star Wars, it's all about clones."

 

[paradox42]

Corrects poster pointing out that by Episode II the referece was towards the more recent film.

Goes off onto a tangent about how for my son's Cub Scout Blue&Gold banquet his Den did a Star Wars skit. Each kid was to bring his own Star Wars costume, and of the seven boys we wound up with two Darth Vaders and another two Anakin Skywalker's. When asked to explain that incongruity the Den Leader said, "Hey, it's Star Wars, it's all about clones."

Posts carefully-constructed logical argument to show that Cub Scout leaders cannot possibly be 15th-level Arcane spellcasters with access to the Necromancy school- so HOW WOULD HE KNOW?!?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Notes that he (when he was a Cub Scout) met a Cub Scout Den leader, whom he now realizes was a Necromancer/Diviner...FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!

(Said Den Leader did NOT use D&D rules, but was rather using an edition of HERO that dropped through a hole in time.)

 

[DarkKestral]

Notices distinct lack of trolling, so rudely informs other posters via sarcastically personal insults to stop with the useful comments and remember to flagrantly violate the Eric's Grandma rule and other niceties Afterwards, makes mention of a Cub Scout den leader who he believes was at least a 15th level arcane caster and was possibly either a single-classed dread necromancer or necromancy-specialist wizard.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Accepts the admonishment.

All your monks with INA are belong to us! Oh NOES! The Paladin set us up the bomb!

Of course, this would NEVER happen in AD&D!