[Meta-Troll]

[DarkKestral]

Which only means that some meta-munchkin will now stat one out...

Of course, the meta-munchkin doing the statting would be one who would complain that Pun-Pun isn't overpowered, he's just misunderstood.

 

[Imruphel]

I don't care what its reach is, nobody can beat my bestest, most amazingest character, T'z'z'i'r'd the Drow with his double scimitars of deadly d'r'o'w d'o'o'm!!!

And because he has such a high Dex, he gets extra reach so that he's better than those spiked chain-wielding wannabes!!! And spiked chain wielders are just copying everyone else!!! My character is the bestest because he's truly unique!!! He's a chaotic neutral drow!!! And he's a half-vampire!!! I mean, h'a'l'f'v'a'm'p'i'r'e!!! His scimitars are Large but he's got monkey grip twice!!! Because he killed lots of monkeys!!! And made special gauntlets from their skin!!!

And he's got lots of a'p'o's't'r'o'p'h'e's in his name!!! Therefore he must be the bestest!!!

 

[Tolen Mar]

Snidely points out that this is the meta-troll thread, not the meta-drow thread. Please take your munchkin build elsewhere. This is only for truly intellectual discussions, not novel character wannabe's.










Worries that he just caused another meta-thread to start...

 

[DarkKestral]

Starts a discussion in Low Trollish on the mechanics of dire flails in a quantum universe while stating that they cannot safely exist in a fantasy universe because of Heisenberg certainty, and relates the argument to the nature of dialects of the Troll language, and makes the point that the poster feels Low Troll should be the official version of Troll.

(To those without a throrough grounding in the language, the above likely sounds like a series of gutteral noises with minimal syntax interspersed with occasional curses at the previous posters and the name Heisenberg at random intervals.)

 

[Jdvn1]

Test posts.

 

[paradox42]

(To those without a throrough grounding in the language, the above likely sounds like a series of gutteral noises with minimal syntax interspersed with occasional curses at the previous posters and the name Heisenberg at random intervals.)

Hey! What does Heisenberg have to do with any mother's flatulence, let alone mine? Insults are forbidden by the forum rules! Consider this post reported to the mods.

 

[Imruphel]

Snidely points out that this is the meta-troll thread, not the meta-drow thread. Please take your munchkin build elsewhere.

T'z'z'i'r'd is not a meta-drow; he's an uber-drow!!! He's a gestalt ninja-pirate!!!

This is only for truly intellectual discussions, not novel character wannabe's.

T'z'z'i'r'd is an intellectual!!! He's part Sicilian!!! But all drow!!! And who said you could use an apostrophe in "wannabe's"??? Apostrophes are not for making plural words!!! Apostrophes are for drow names!!!

In our last game, T'z'z'i'r'd won the whole internet!!! He pwns you!!!

This post exists purely to remind people why going to the WotC Boards can sometimes be such an exercise in frustration.

 

[Slife]

T'z'z'i'r'd is not a meta-drow; he's an uber-drow!!! He's a gestalt ninja-pirate!!!



T'z'z'i'r'd is an intellectual!!! He's part Sicilian!!! But all drow!!! And who said you could use an apostrophe in "wannabe's"??? Apostrophes are not for making plural words!!! Apostrophes are for drow names!!!

In our last game, T'z'z'i'r'd won the whole internet!!! He pwns you!!!

This post exists purely to remind people why going to the WotC Boards can sometimes be such an exercise in frustration.

But hyphens are totally way better than apostrophes ever could be! Why, one hyphen alone created Pun-Pun, the most powerful character in Dnd.


I shudder to think what P-u-n-P-u-------n would be capable of.

 

[paradox42]

I shudder to think what P-u-n-P-u-------n would be capable of.

For some ideas, just in case you're curious, look here.

Not that I'm much for thread-pimping, but seriously- that's just about as absurd as it gets...

Okay, sure it's weaker than Pun-Pun, but still- ideas.

 

[Imruphel]

Mortiverse would still lose to T'z'z'i'r'd!!! Mortiverse is not a pirate!!! Mortiverse is not a ninja!!! Mortiverse does not dual-wield scimitars!!! Oops, I spelt that correctly. I mean, Mortiverse does not duel-wield scimitars!!! And Mortiverse has no apostrophes in his name!!!

T'z'z'i'r'd still wins teh internet!!! And beats Pun-pun too!!! But Pun'Pun would be more formidable: Pun'Pun has an apostrophe!!! Fear the apostrophiac template of d'o'o'm!!!