[Meta-Troll]

[Imruphel]

Finds the longest post in the thread and then quotes it adding a simple "I agree." at the bottom.

 

[Swedish Chef]

Delurks long enough to increase his tiny post count by one, thus making himself feel more manly and studly, then wanders off to flaunt his newfound ego at someone else, before being slapped down and made to feel small again.

Post Count Envy. It's a dirty little secret shame.

 

[Dragonbait]

I cite several posts by people with over 2,000 posts and agree with them, adding nothing new, and ignore anyone with fewer posts.

 

[Dragonbait]

I delete my next post and replace it with

"Repeat post"

 

[Dei]

Declares that he is in fact "The Lizard King" and that he "Demands your pumkin pie!"

 

[Dragonbait]

By now Diaglo has posted on here and declared that OD&D is much better than any current, popular system.

 

[Jedi_Solo]

Postbot SPAM [which has somehow managed to get in here]

Buy Product X

Visit this website

 

[Nomad4life]

Continues lurking on this thread with no real interest in the topic(s) at hand. Sadistically waits for things turn really ugly, hopefully enough so to result in several bannings.

 

[der_kluge]

Some people try to offer meaningful, well-though-out advice.

Some people attempt to point out that it's an obvious troll.

Some people argue with the people pointing out that it's an obvious troll, and cite how rude they are to suggest that.


In the end, the originally poster gets banned for one week, and some of those people who were fooled by the troll laugh it off as a good joke, but others become really pissed off, and bitter about the whole process.


Not that I speak from experience, mind you.

Furry sex-related trolls indeed. Why, I never...

 

[Agent Oracle]

Then, out of nowhere, someone who hasn't been following along comes ut and bumps the entire thread with a post which, while well written, is also fairly stupid and insane, possibly involving one million fifth level heroes versus one eighteenth level lich.